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panksters From: panksters Date: November 25th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC) (Link)
EDWARD: THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA!

I peed.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)
... I didn't even make that part up.
panksters From: panksters Date: November 25th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Wait, what. That was an actual quote?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2008 04:40 am (UTC) (Link)
"You're beautiful!"

"This is THE SKIN OF A KILLER, Bella!"

My hand to God.
panksters From: panksters Date: November 25th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC) (Link)
SMeyer: Greatest troll ever? That's the only way it makes sense.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2008 05:14 am (UTC) (Link)
See, though, I think that line is original to the movie--I don't remember it from the book at all, and I feel like I'd remember a gem like that.
panksters From: panksters Date: November 25th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Then just what the fuck. If that's not supposed to be funny I hope someone was fired.
cookiedough From: cookiedough Date: January 5th, 2009 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)
That is how I feel about the entire film.
katieupsidedown From: katieupsidedown Date: November 25th, 2008 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
According to Amazon's Search Inside, the line never happens in the book.

There are, however, 51 instances of the word "skin" in the entire novel.
spitecandy From: spitecandy Date: November 26th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is your icon Olivia Hussey before she got all skeezy?
spectralbovine From: spectralbovine Date: November 25th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
OH MELISSA ROSENBERG NO.
elbales From: elbales Date: November 25th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
WIN.
snowwhite2421 From: snowwhite2421 Date: November 25th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
see, again, I think there's no way she DIDN'T know that was ridiculous. I think Melissa Rosenberg is playing the home-game of Horrify the Twilight Noob.

This is the woman who writes for Dexter, for cryin' out loud. There is no way she didn't know A) That line is cheez, and B) how hard it would make people laugh.

I have to believe that. I HAVE TO.
mycenae From: mycenae Date: November 25th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Next week on Dexter: THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, RITA!

(I... really need to get caught up on Dexter. For all I know, this has already happened.)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah... she did such a good job extracting only the decent parts (well, except for the lion/lamb stuff that they wouldn't let her take out) that it was like, "Wait, you ADDED that? On purpose?"
From: roguesareth Date: December 14th, 2009 06:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Nope deffinately from the book.
angulique From: angulique Date: November 26th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)
You should see the serious pain and angsting face Wardo's making when he says it. The line made me die laughing. But that face made me almost pee myself both times I saw it.
jedigirl From: jedigirl Date: December 3rd, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Skin of a Killer

In the unfinished manuscript "Midnight Sun," Edward referred to himself as a killer a lot. Midnight Sun is at the stepheniemeyer.com website.

ps...love your m15m for Twilight, and other commentaries. Really super!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: December 3rd, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Skin of a Killer

I know, I recapped it. : )

(Thanks!)
jedigirl From: jedigirl Date: December 4th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Skin of a Killer

I loved your recap! I just put that in the comment for anyone else who hadn't seen it yet:)

You're doing an excellent job!!
cael_lilikoi From: cael_lilikoi Date: November 25th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I must say, that icon is BEAUTIFUL. Is it gankable?
wontgetadayjob From: wontgetadayjob Date: November 25th, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
where did you get your icon?
it makes me :)
panksters From: panksters Date: November 26th, 2008 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nothing would make me happier.
akichan From: akichan Date: December 3rd, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wasn't that in one of the Growing Up Cullens? I think it was, and I clapped like a seal when I heard it.
desi_pixie From: desi_pixie Date: August 23rd, 2009 07:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay I actually Peed Reading over half of this.

You just brightened my life.
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