1) O hai! I'm going to see the ~*Special Preview Omg*~ of New Moon tonight! I feel it's more fair to wait until after opening weekend, though, so if my performance anxiety lets up long enough for me to write anything, it will appear no sooner than Monday.
2) This one's quick and loose (as quick as TWO HOURS AND THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES can be), hope you enjoy it.
3) STOP REPOSTING MY STUFF, SERIOUSLY
( MY HAREM'S ALREADY DOWN BY TWO!Collapse )
(Zomg e-book! The Annotated Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Wizards!)