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Clash of the Titans in Fifteen Minutes - Movies in Fifteen Minutes
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Clash of the Titans in Fifteen Minutes
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la_petite_singe From: la_petite_singe Date: April 11th, 2010 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
SOME MECHANICAL OWL: WHIRRRRRRRR click click?

DRACO: NO! *BOOT*


HEE. That was a genuinely funny scene, I have to admit. Just because that owl in the original was so rigoddamndiculous. I love it.

It was kind of cave-troll-like, wasn't it. My props to you for managing to find a screencap where it's actually scowling. Keep that up and you'll find yourself as an extra in Breaking Dawn, there, Kraky.

And seriously, WHERE WERE THE OTHER GODS?? Thanks for two seconds of Danny Huston, ya jackasses.

(LOL forever, as always.)

EDIT: WHOA SECOND! I am a baller! \o/

Edited at 2010-04-11 10:07 pm (UTC)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: April 11th, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are 400% more scenes of gods in the parody than in the actual movie, for real. Danny Huston was in the movie just long enough for me to get all clappy about it. : (
la_petite_singe From: la_petite_singe Date: April 11th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, that's true. :( I'm just a really huge Greek myth nerd and I LOVE Artemis and all that jazz, and the exact same thing happened in Percy Jackson (YES, THAT MOVIE WAS VERY SRS, JUST LIKE THIS ONE) and I was sad. I still say having all the gods up there all sparkly and bitching would have made Troy even more gloriously epic, but nooooo.

(And really, I stopped caring once Mads and Nicholas Hoult died. Your version was far more entertaining.)
reannon From: reannon Date: April 12th, 2010 01:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
And Siddig El Fadil as Hermes! I don't even know if he got to talk.
tarmenel From: tarmenel Date: April 16th, 2010 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Forgive me I just flailed everywhere at the mention of his name. When I saw he was Hermes I almost squealed - but then he was gone and I was sulky for the rest of the movie. :( I adore that man.
eleigh From: eleigh Date: April 12th, 2010 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
HEE. That was a genuinely funny scene, I have to admit. Just because that owl in the original was so rigoddamndiculous. I love it.

I was literally the only person in the entire theater who cracked up at that scene which tells me that no one else had been forced to watch by their mother seen the original 1981 Harry Hamlin masterpiece.
boogieshoes From: boogieshoes Date: April 12th, 2010 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
cripes, that was *81*?! from the style of the claymation and stuff, i was sure it was, like, 1960-something, hee.

the original is one of the cheesiest of cheesy cheeses, there. i haven't seen this one yet - i'm going solely for my little pony BADASS.

-bs
silver_miko From: silver_miko Date: April 12th, 2010 11:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
But but but it's such FANTASTIC CHEESE!
boogieshoes From: boogieshoes Date: April 12th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
yes, yes it is. :-D i mean, even the awesome-sauce is cheesy, but IT HAS AWESOME-SAUCE!

:-)

-bs
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