Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes

Disclaimer and actual opinion: I thought the movie was brilliant, which means it was extremely difficult to parody, as it was already 1) good and 2) intentionally funny, so don't expect great things from this one. I’m going to warn you up front: despite—or maybe because of—being a parody of a children’s movie, this contains strong language and adult humor. Many thanks, once again, to the Movie Spoiler for invaluable help in keeping the plot straight.

ETA: Corrections and additions are listed here. If you've never read "HP & POA in Fifteen Minutes" before, don't worry about it.


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