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The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes
PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.


HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work.

ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost function is bringing in some (very angry) complaints, so we're going to have to reverse that endorsement. I'm leaving the Twitter/Facebook/G+ options on since no one seems to have any problems with those. If you are seeing this entry and do not wish to see this entry I am very sorry and have done what I can to prevent it from happening again.

This one ran long. Given the movie in question, I don't think anyone will really mind. Don't know what, if anything, I might do next, except that I will soldier through the ~thrilling conclusion~ of Breaking Dawn or die trying.



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Jennifer Ann Bridgens From: Jennifer Ann Bridgens Date: July 2nd, 2012 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh my, the Joss Whedon fans joke is amazing. "All 39 discs?" Hahahaha. (And I love Buffy, too.)
songfire3 From: songfire3 Date: July 2nd, 2012 08:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant as always, thank you! :D
gmonkey42 From: gmonkey42 Date: July 2nd, 2012 08:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
"did you just Godwin me?" LMAO

I've been eagerly awaiting this particular m15m! I love it!
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junejuuri From: junejuuri Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is so beautiful and I cannot handle it! Probably my favorite m15m, I want to quote pretty much the whole thing but my favorite part is (maybe there is so much glorious lulz to choose from!)

LOKI: Soon, your precious Earth will be nothing but convention panels and cosplay as far as the eye can see, and Loki Laufeyson shall rule as Guest of Honor above all!

THOR: Brother--what dost thou mean by this?

LOKI: You will see.
brokenallbroken From: brokenallbroken Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
My Kermit arm flailing started with the Wrinkle in Time shout-out and DID NOT STOP.

Thank you!
sunbrae From: sunbrae Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
*METRONOME BEATDOWN*

This, written in Hulk green font, is absolute win. Thanks for sharing, Cleo.
wren_chan From: wren_chan Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love you so! As always.
--actually as far as I can tell, blowing up a plane with a nuclear missile on it isn't any more dangerous than blowing up any other plane; you have to be able to get the nuke to the place you want to drop it through possible firefights, so they don't want it going off EARLY.
apey1013 From: apey1013 Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Excelsior!

I SO do not mind that this took awhile because the extra time seems to have worked out just fine. *applause* \o/

I am having a hard time picking a favorite running gag. The bits with the Whedon fans and then the Nolan reveal at the end were SOLID GOLD. And Hulk is a big green gamma monster thing after my own heart. "HULK LOVE GUY PEARCE." Me, too, Hulk. Me, too.

Your choices of screen caps and imbedded links are especially great this time, too. That may be my favorite Black Widow screen cap of ALL TIME now.
rj_anderson From: rj_anderson Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was every bit as glorious and hilarious as I hoped it would be. I'm sorry it gave you such trouble, but it doesn't read like it, I assure you.

So. Many. Brilliant. Lines. And some of them green.

Also, }:X will live in the emoticon-shaped part of my heart forever.
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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Bless.
ravelqueen From: ravelqueen Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
omg this is amazing, I laughed so hard!!! I will be back to bring you my favourite quotes unessecarily AND to read all your other recaps. I'm also so happy that you solved the mystery on why I don't have a secret science lab...because I don't have any space underground and if it's not underground it's not worth it
incidental_fire From: incidental_fire Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just saw the movie, so this was perfect timing. As always, loved it!
belare From: belare Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm definitely gonna steal this: }:D Lovelovelove the Loki smileys.

This entry was way better than the movie. The movie was good, but not as funny as I had expected it to be. Your entry -> IT! Thank you soooo much for it.
daemonnoire From: daemonnoire Date: July 3rd, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
The Loki smilies totally made my day.
snapdragon76 From: snapdragon76 Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOVE this! And the best this is that it was unexpected! Very well done, I must say...
executivehpfan From: executivehpfan Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
NATASHA: Chairing some guys to death, please hold.


TONY: Look, my Moët's getting warm, so let's make this simple: Dasher gives back the cube and you can take the Anteloper straight to the glue factory for all I care--


THOR: lol, thou mad


FURY [on radio]: HEY STARK, I HEAR YOU NEED A REDEMPTION


And Fury being a bad ass. And the bad German. And Shakespearean Thor. Thoromir. Hulkover. METRONOME BEATDOWN. And Tony diagraming a place for all his playmates.

I'll be sending you my firstborn shortly. WELL DONE, CLEO!
encarmencita From: encarmencita Date: July 4th, 2012 02:14 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL, Glue Factory!!!!!!!!!! Was that a reference to Loki having been a horse and having a son who is a horse?
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eregyrn From: eregyrn Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can only imagine how hard it must have been to tackle trying to do funny lines about a movie that contains so many funny lines of its own, but you completely managed it. I noticed a bunch of really deft jokes that indeed made me laugh out loud (which I so seldom do), even on top of it being a laugh-out-loud movie. This was worth the wait and worth the length.

Too many favorite things to quote, but I just want to make a special mention that the SWATH interlude was where I clapped like a seal.

Beautiful. Beautiful.
itcamefromjapan From: itcamefromjapan Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
FURY: I knew we should have gotten Murry in on this instead.
PLEASE tell me this was a Madeleine L'Engle reference.

Brilliant as always! I LOLed heartily.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Of course! For whatever reason, I hear "portal" and I think of cake, and I hear "tesseract" and I think of A Wrinkle in Time.
queenanthai From: queenanthai Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
"YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE FIRST SIX EPISODES!"

I...kind of want to be knee-jerk defensive about it but mufuqa it's all true *sob*
itcamefromjapan From: itcamefromjapan Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
It really, really is.
xparrot From: xparrot Date: July 2nd, 2012 09:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Left a couple of magazines in there for you. Try the Highlights for Children. Great comic in the back. About a guy named Gallant and his dumbass fuck-up brother.

I so wish this had been a actual line of Fury's.

(and bravo, you did justice to its awesome XD)
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shiraz_wine From: shiraz_wine Date: July 2nd, 2012 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
That. Was. AMAZING!

I'm so glad you took the six weeks to write this - it definitely shows! :D

(Now I want to watch all of the Marvel movies again.)
blackcatmoebius From: blackcatmoebius Date: July 2nd, 2012 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Die Screaminrunninhiden. That had me rolling.

(LJ says I spelled that wrong).

*another shot to the tip jar*
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: July 2nd, 2012 10:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha, I can't believe I didn't come over and do a "First!" Comment on you earlier. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

Well you already know I luff all of it, so this is just a comment with more luffing. :P

Also to say I loved Thor & Steve's lines a lot, in a recap in which I loved ALL the lines a lot. I get such a kick out of their movie personalities and the way you highlighted/lampshaded them here. Heh.

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