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The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes
PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.


HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work.

ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost function is bringing in some (very angry) complaints, so we're going to have to reverse that endorsement. I'm leaving the Twitter/Facebook/G+ options on since no one seems to have any problems with those. If you are seeing this entry and do not wish to see this entry I am very sorry and have done what I can to prevent it from happening again.

This one ran long. Given the movie in question, I don't think anyone will really mind. Don't know what, if anything, I might do next, except that I will soldier through the ~thrilling conclusion~ of Breaking Dawn or die trying.



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melchar From: melchar Date: July 3rd, 2012 01:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Loved it lots! And lots more! And REALLY loved the 'Pulp Fiction' reference. I started LOLing and didn't stop until the [TOO SHORT] end.
cherrysakura5 From: cherrysakura5 Date: July 3rd, 2012 01:49 am (UTC) (Link)
I can't stop laughing. This is perfect, there are too many favorite parts to mention. Spot on as always Cleo, Thanks for making my day.
crypticidentity From: crypticidentity Date: July 3rd, 2012 01:56 am (UTC) (Link)
NATASHA: Bruce! You can [running] control this! You can [ducking] tell the difference between [dodging] friend and foe!

THE HULK: ROAAAAAA [HULKING] AAAAARRRRR [SMASHING] RRRRRRR!!

NATASHA: COME ON, BRUCE, YOU COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE AT THE END OF YOUR LAST MOVIE!

THE HULK: HULK NOT SURE IF CANON! ROARRRRR!


I don't know why, but that was one of the things that killed me more than anything else.

And then all of the jabs at the Joss Whedon fanbase; that was glorious.
nienna_weeper From: nienna_weeper Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)
What the HELL? Get off my friend's page, dammit!

Edited at 2012-07-03 02:05 am (UTC)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Pardon?
From: anoncomment7 Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:10 am (UTC) (Link)
The Scene That Must Have Happened between Jarvis and Tony was perfect. Love it.
delle From: delle Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:15 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG Cleo, I"m laughing so hard I nearly brought my dinner back up. I was laughing so hard my husband was looking around the corner at me, to make sure I was OK. I had to run over and read this part to him:
J.A.R.V.I.S.: Sir, are you certain we need to add a bracelet-based window-jumping functionality that allows you to don the newest iteration of the Iron Suit while you are in freefall? This seems like a highly specific yet unlikely scenario.

TONY: You are really underestimating the number of people who want to throw me out windows, Jarvis.


The Buffy/Whedon references! You handled that difficult line of Loki's so brilliantly!

Cosplay! Fanfiction! My god woman, have you been in my head?Guilty, guilty, guilty.

And thank you for the lovely links within your work. I have spent the entire weekend geeking out over Avengers fanfic and youtube vids and these links - especially the one where someone zooms in on Tony's plans for the Stark Tower - have my my geeky life so, so much better.

This is so so so so SO AWESOME!

Edited at 2012-07-03 05:57 am (UTC)
caipirinhas From: caipirinhas Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Thor: lol, thou mad.

absolutely slayed me.

and

LOOK AT THIS GQ MOTHERTRICKSTER
HIS SCARF IS FLY AND SO ARE HIS DADDY ISSUES
DAMN


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ts_wing From: ts_wing Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Miss Cleo!! *fangirls* I thought I was the only one to hear it as Myeumeu ever since Kat Dennings pronounced Mjolnir in "Thor"!

Do you hear me, world? I AM NOT ALONE, MISS CLEO SAID IT TOO!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Fun fact: if you throw the DVD captions/subtitles on, "Myeumeu" is the official How Kat Dennings Says It spelling.
keiliss From: keiliss Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Look, I'm confused. Why has a comm I've never heard of suddenly appeared on my f-page? Not just mine but several others, too. Can you maybe leave the way you came, please?
sidlj From: sidlj Date: July 3rd, 2012 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
ME TOO!

??????
silentstep From: silentstep Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:03 am (UTC) (Link)
You know, the best thing about this (aside from how I spent the entire time cracking up uncontrollably) is that you conjugate verbs to agree with thou correctly. It is so lovely to see.
goob712 From: goob712 Date: July 8th, 2012 09:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
+1

:)
aglarien1 From: aglarien1 Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:13 am (UTC) (Link)
I certainly don't appreciate this showing up on my flist! What the heck is going on?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry about this--the form answer is, there's a new LJ repost function that's more like Tumblr's reblog function, and someone on your friends list has reposted this entry. I've taken the ability to do that off this post to see if that can cut down on the annoyance for people, but I'm not the one who can retroactively unblog it from them. Again, sorry about this.
silver_trails From: silver_trails Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Why are you suddenly in my LJ's friend page? I don't know you. Is this LJ malfunctioning again? Or is it mere spam?
silver_trails From: silver_trails Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:29 am (UTC) (Link)
I've filed a request/complaint to LJ so they solve this, if they actually did it. It is your post and your comm and I don't want it in my LJ.
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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry about this--the form answer is, there's a new LJ repost function that's more like Tumblr's reblog function, and someone on your friends list has reposted this entry. I've taken the ability to do that off this post to see if that can cut down on the annoyance for people, but I'm not the one who can retroactively unblog it from them. Again, sorry about this.
raincitygirl From: raincitygirl Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh. My. God.

I could not stop giggling! I scared the cat.
marabeejones From: marabeejones Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Not very helpful as far as feedback goes, I know, but AWESOME! :D
jaiden_s From: jaiden_s Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay. For some reason, this comm is showing up on my friends feed despite the fact I haven't joined it or added it to my watch list. Any ideas on what happened and how to get it back off again? No offense, but...I'd rather choose my comms than have them choose me.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry about this--the form answer is, there's a new LJ repost function that's more like Tumblr's reblog function, and someone on your friends list has reposted this entry. I've taken the ability to do that off this post to see if that can cut down on the annoyance for people, but I'm not the one who can retroactively unblog it from them. Again, sorry about this.
starlady42 From: starlady42 Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Awesome. Hilarious. I am leaking tears of laughter. :D I love the screencaps with the captions - was already giggling at most of it and straight up busted out at "AND IIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU"
starlady42 From: starlady42 Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:42 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, and seriously, now that I'm reading through the comments, kudos for your patience at dealing with some pretty hideously rude "why is this on my flist" comments re the "like"/reblog/whatever function. (Not that all of them are rude, but still. Damn, people.)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:01 am (UTC) (Link)
I understand why they're startled and annoyed, but I'm kind of at a loss as to what else I should do about it.
roguedemon From: roguedemon Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Long-time lurker here -- this may be the best thing you have ever written (and I own your book, too, if that means anything). I have to say, the Whedon fandom stuff was especially inspired. I laughed until I cried when I saw the Spuffy fic reference. Not that I've ever read anything exactly like that...
edda From: edda Date: July 3rd, 2012 03:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Hilarity: YOU BRING IT. Thank you!
pagerunner_j From: pagerunner_j Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)
thank you. this was awesome. :)
phyncke From: phyncke Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Your repost feature did not work very well as I had a bunch of people on my flist thinking that your comm had intruded into their flist. Seeing it as an aggressive act. The other reposting feature which also credits the source is a little better as it allows the person who is reposting it to appear as the poster. Leads to less confusion to other people. I am just commenting as someone who reposted your content and had people take issue with your community appearing on all these flists.

Something to keep in mind. I would use another reposting method.

cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I see what happened, then--particularly the "older styles don't even indicate it IS a repost" part. We won't be using this particular feature again--it's a nice idea on Tumblr, I guess, but I can see how it can be intrusive in a more intimate journaling culture, I guess? Again, sorry about all of this.
spaciireth From: spaciireth Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
This was just fantabulous. I loved the Loki faces, and Thor's Shakespearean, and the snark, and just everything!
lylassandra From: lylassandra Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Cleo, you are a genius. This is one of my favorite yet!

Also, wow, people are less polite around here than I thought... sorry about that!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, I think that was the problem--they weren't "from around here" and were very startled to find themselves Around Here. I think we've sorted out what happened. I hope.
phyncke From: phyncke Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Apologies to you!

I am going to post an apology to you for my flisters comments. Some of them were a bit over the top. They reacted a bit extremely to the repost. I think I will just link to your posts from now on. LOL.

Sorry for the comments here.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:57 am (UTC) (Link)
It's okay, I'm just sorry that it inconvenienced so many people. I'm sure it was sort of startling and intrusive.
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