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The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes
PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.


HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work.

ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost function is bringing in some (very angry) complaints, so we're going to have to reverse that endorsement. I'm leaving the Twitter/Facebook/G+ options on since no one seems to have any problems with those. If you are seeing this entry and do not wish to see this entry I am very sorry and have done what I can to prevent it from happening again.

This one ran long. Given the movie in question, I don't think anyone will really mind. Don't know what, if anything, I might do next, except that I will soldier through the ~thrilling conclusion~ of Breaking Dawn or die trying.



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alcanis_ivennil From: alcanis_ivennil Date: July 4th, 2012 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
This is just perfect.
golden_d From: golden_d Date: July 4th, 2012 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Read it when you posted it yesterday; reread it now, found it even funnier than I remembered. <3 I also find the "Donald" thing hilarious mostly for its incongruity, because I...am totally missing the reference. Was that Thor's fake ID?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 02:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, "Dr. Donald Blake." Having just recently seen the movie, I don't think Coulson ever finds out Thor's real name (not by the end of it, I mean). I think he calls him "Donald" at least twice, and Thor bids him farewell as "Son of Coul."
joonscribble From: joonscribble Date: July 4th, 2012 01:45 am (UTC) (Link)
THOR: Brother, as I bring you back to Asgard and your family--

LOKI: ADOPTED FAMILY

THOR: SHUT UP WE ARE SO THY FAMILY, I hope thou canst put thy scheming ways aside.


Your Thor is the greatest thing on the internet.

THOR: WHY DOST THOU HAVE SO MANY ISSUES?!

Seriously, Loki. Why dost thou?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 02:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately, reading over the quote, I realize that I should have said "as I bring thee back." brb, gotta change that.

("Your family" and "thy family" in the same conversation? What the hell, self?)
songoffate From: songoffate Date: July 4th, 2012 01:48 am (UTC) (Link)
I fucking love you.

And this is some funny shit.

(As was Prometheus)

And just...yeah. Funny shit. Love you. Don't know you. Creepy stalker loving ftw. And stuff. Yeah. :D

MORE PLZ!
aircrash From: aircrash Date: July 4th, 2012 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
this is fantastic!!
rellan From: rellan Date: July 4th, 2012 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I nearly wet my pants reading this. LOL srsly
canadian_kazz From: canadian_kazz Date: July 4th, 2012 08:57 am (UTC) (Link)
BRAVO!
William Booke From: William Booke Date: July 4th, 2012 11:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Love it!
thomaswinter85 From: thomaswinter85 Date: July 4th, 2012 11:36 am (UTC) (Link)
I knew it!!!
crantz From: crantz Date: July 4th, 2012 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
COULSON: What about Ant-Man?

FURY: He's already here, he was right over… [checks bottom of boot] … he's busy right now.


yesssss.

Loved this!
reveria From: reveria Date: July 4th, 2012 12:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stuttgart State Opera, Cleveland, Germany

I actually am from Stuttgart, Germany, and was like, DAFUUUUUQ, that is NOT my city!!! lol. So this made me LOL (as did this whole thing :D :D :D)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh, thanks. Apparently you can actually see a Cleveland bus (what are they called, DART or BART or something?) being thrown around. I mean, I get it, the movie was expensive enough as it was without hauling the production to the actual location overseas, but... yeah.
lillehafrue From: lillehafrue Date: July 4th, 2012 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was one of the funniest things I've ever read! Love it!
arinwolfe From: arinwolfe Date: July 4th, 2012 03:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
*decides to offically join this comm*
As a nerd I cannot stop laughing. Hysterical!
the_archandroid From: the_archandroid Date: July 4th, 2012 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was hilarious to a ridiculous degree....I loved every second of it, and it makes me want to go watch Avengers AGAIN (3rd time) and it makes me want to join this comm and watch all the movies you've subjected to this wonderful treatment. Simply outstanding. And I have to note, not only are you funny, but you also seem to be a genuinely nice person to have not lost it at all the "How DARE you defile my sacred precious LJ!!" comments, when you didn't even do any defiling.
At any rate, I hope you do another one soon!
castiron From: castiron Date: July 4th, 2012 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I knew we should have gotten Murry in on this instead.

Won me over right there.
From: abby saul Date: July 4th, 2012 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
http://threadless.com/?from=TheNotSoRareDreamer check this site out for avenger tees. soo funny :)
BTW this was utterly hilarious XD
beanolc From: beanolc Date: July 4th, 2012 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love you.
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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 06:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah--we actually had the "most Germans can speak (at least some) English" discussion over on my personal journal back when the movie first came out, in addition to people pointing out that the Asgardians have this Allspeak business where everyone can understand everyone anyway. I mostly wanted to use that to segue into the idea that his "free you from freedom" logic is kind of strange no matter which language you hear it in. That's really interesting about the East Germany aspect, though.

For what it's worth, I was a French/Spanish major, and we were required to take a foreign language in high school. But yeah, in the U.S., at least, people sometimes seem to take pride in insisting on speaking only English, which I don't get. I would actually figure that people in Europe would learn multiple languages just because they're more likely to encounter them, or even have multiple national languages. I guess my thought wasn't so much "How would the Germans understand him?" as "Why would Loki think speaking in English was more useful than German (with subtitles for us)?" when the real answer is, "Because it's a movie, and they want the audience to be able to hear a monologue in their own language" (English, or dubbed for overseas, whichever) "and also, you are overthinking this, self."
azuresquirrel From: azuresquirrel Date: July 4th, 2012 06:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
As someone who has all but abandoned LJ for tumblr with the exception of you and fandomsecrets, THIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND HILARIOUS.

I really, really love this M15M having been a longtime fan of your stuff and having found you back in the day through Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes.

But I really think this was was great because The Avengers is already a pretty funny movie and those are much harder to parody than movies that take themselves very seriously, and the entirety of the Internet has been making jokes about this movie for two months now but you still found new jokes and your own hilarious observations to make about it. It's a bravura performance of comedy.

(I was legitimately howling at your choice to make the Chitauri hardcore Whedon fans, because I like many of Whedon's things but it annoys me when even my own friends worship at his altar like he's dome kind of god. And I'm glad that the Whedonites who have commented here have enjoyed it and understand your brand of "affectionate snark" as you put it.)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, thank you. Well, there's a reason Prometheus took me four days and this one took six weeks, I'll put it that way.

I also have no idea what in the world I could do to follow this up.
wereleopard From: wereleopard Date: July 4th, 2012 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG BRILLIANT. "GO TO YOUR ABYSS AND STAY THERE" is my new favorite response to... everything....
zahdi From: zahdi Date: July 4th, 2012 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
"THOR'D"

Bless you. This made my day
bianso From: bianso Date: July 4th, 2012 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 4th, 2012 10:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, go for it.
labelleizzy From: labelleizzy Date: July 4th, 2012 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I... I think I love you.

=}
paramoreisfun From: paramoreisfun Date: July 5th, 2012 12:08 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG!! That's so too lazy to read because it's long. Oh well I dont mind how long you posted here in. But I'll just read it. ;) THAT'S AWESOME! >:D
corbyinoz From: corbyinoz Date: July 5th, 2012 01:14 am (UTC) (Link)
PERFECTION.

Thank you. Magnificence is always worth waiting for.
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