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The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes
PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.


HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work.

ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost function is bringing in some (very angry) complaints, so we're going to have to reverse that endorsement. I'm leaving the Twitter/Facebook/G+ options on since no one seems to have any problems with those. If you are seeing this entry and do not wish to see this entry I am very sorry and have done what I can to prevent it from happening again.

This one ran long. Given the movie in question, I don't think anyone will really mind. Don't know what, if anything, I might do next, except that I will soldier through the ~thrilling conclusion~ of Breaking Dawn or die trying.



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alex_kade From: alex_kade Date: July 5th, 2012 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
This is quite possibly the best thing I've read in ages. Genius! You are a brilliant, brilliant genius, and you've won the interwebs with this one!
agnes_bean From: agnes_bean Date: July 5th, 2012 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
This is AWESOME. I lol'd the whole way through.
littlebitocd From: littlebitocd Date: July 5th, 2012 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Please change this line: "This ain't Marvel's Avengers Assemble for Five Minutes." to say FIFTEEN minutes, then turn and wink at the camera. Thank you.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 5th, 2012 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
But... part of the joke is that the movie = fifteen minutes, so a shorter version where the army was immediately defeated would be more like five?
trnsparentpizza From: trnsparentpizza Date: July 5th, 2012 05:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Hilarious!
... but I highly doubt you can actually copyright it. What should happen if someone where to inform the x number of people/companies who own The Avengers?
Just pointing it out before you get yourself in trouble with $$$ People are lawsuit-happy these days.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 5th, 2012 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
The copyright refers to the original elements of the work, not the Avengers themselves; parody is covered under fair use, in that enough of the original work has to be referenced in order for there to be a parody of it, and we didn't have any problem with copyright or legal elements when Orion published my book back in 2005. It's similar to the way there's a spate of obvious Fifty Shades of Grey parody books out now.

Now, if I sat here and wrote a straightforward novel about the continuing adventures of the Avengers, yeah, I would be shut down.
eilonwyg From: eilonwyg Date: July 5th, 2012 06:29 am (UTC) (Link)
That. Was awesome. Laughed so hard, I had a coughing fit and died. That's right. Died. And commenting from beyond the grave. Totally worth it.

Love that awesome beats scepter. Go awesome!
coldryuuza From: coldryuuza Date: July 5th, 2012 09:08 am (UTC) (Link)
AHAHAHAHA, awesome :DDDD Thor's lines were the best: "NO, BROTHER! THOU ART MY BROTHER, BROTHER!" lol
amethystjade From: amethystjade Date: July 5th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
SO GOOD.

Please please please make icons. I would use them all and give you nonstop credit, I promise.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 5th, 2012 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, I haven't made icons in the longest time (mostly because I lost Photoshop in the Compocalypse and took a while to get it back), but I kind of don't want to do anything the least bit productive for the next two days after having managed this, so I might look into that.
lucridlucifel From: lucridlucifel Date: July 5th, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
My stomach is about to burst. Love this!
jwdmeow From: jwdmeow Date: July 5th, 2012 10:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
THE CHITAURI: YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE FIRST SIX EPISODES!!

Touché.

Love it, as always. It certainly doesn't seem like it took longer!
miss_lisa_ma From: miss_lisa_ma Date: July 5th, 2012 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
I need a defibrilator and my entire neighborhood needs a cigarette, that was so frackin' good. I <3 every bit of this so hard I can't even begin to pick my favorites.
fisme_nasu From: fisme_nasu Date: July 5th, 2012 11:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is perfection.
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gwynevere1 From: gwynevere1 Date: July 6th, 2012 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
THIS MADE MY DAY BRIGHTER.

(I say that as someone who WILL ALWAYS LOVE Joss Whedon. He's one of a handful of writers whose work I've enjoyed across a variety of fandoms/genres.)

Your snark is affectionate snark.
gabsy From: gabsy Date: July 7th, 2012 01:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Your work always makes me so freaking HAPPY!!!
profshallowness From: profshallowness Date: July 7th, 2012 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)
A1! Or should I say AA!? The green font! The Chitauri as Joss fans!! All of it!!!
jenny0 From: jenny0 Date: July 7th, 2012 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I....I can't see any pictures! I need to see Captain Tightpants to judge the tightness of said pants! I has a sad.
dainty_empress From: dainty_empress Date: July 7th, 2012 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I laughed out loud reading this more than when I saw the movie - so many excellent references, absolutely brilliant ♥
jenny0 From: jenny0 Date: July 7th, 2012 05:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
So purely because of reading this, I looked up Avengers on imdb so I could see some pictures (still can't get them to load on LJ, sad trombone). I discovered that I would totally do Tom Hiddleston as Loki. I also had my snortlaugh of the day when I found in his bio that he originally auditioned for Thor, "However, 'Kenneth Branagh' decided he was more suitable for the role of Loki." Something about those quotation marks - "Kenneth Branagh, OR SO HE SAYS", "Kenneth Branagh, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS" - just made my day.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 9th, 2012 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh, yeah. I think anyone whose name is also in the database gets quotation marks (you'd think they'd just link their profile, but I guess not). But it has this "so-called, alleged 'Kenneth Branagh'" effect, yeah.
mepatra From: mepatra Date: July 8th, 2012 11:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Best. Ever. Omg the emoticons and lol this is why you put yor science underground!
meresy From: meresy Date: July 9th, 2012 01:24 am (UTC) (Link)
MY CAT IS GIVING ME STRANGE LOOKS DUE TO MY RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF HIGH PITCHED NOISES.

This is art.

Some Secret Underground Science Vault

[If you don't store your science underground, I just really don't even know why you bother.]


I need to use this as my LJ title. Or something. Can I? Please? I'll credit on my profile and immortalize your name in pipette tip box art or something.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 9th, 2012 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh, no problem.
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thebaconchief From: thebaconchief Date: July 9th, 2012 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would happily spend the day with Scarlett Johansson.
vr_trakowski From: vr_trakowski Date: July 10th, 2012 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
You referenced Dr. Murray. I love you.
From: frabbity Date: July 10th, 2012 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
"It is CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, and he SMILES." might be the best thing EVER! Lol. Loved this SO MUCH and legit cackled like a loon throughout most of it. Awesome stuff!!
myras_girls From: myras_girls Date: July 10th, 2012 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awesome and thank you!
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