Log in

No account? Create an account
entries friends calendar profile holy crow, there's a book! Previous Previous Next Next
300 in Fifteen Minutes - 300 in Fifteen Minutes - Movies in Fifteen Minutes Page 19 — LiveJournal
This is, after all, what happens when you cross the streams.
300 in Fifteen Minutes
Well, finally. I would have done this weeks ago, but I didn't get to see the movie until Monday night as it was. A few quick notes:

>> Feel free to quote, link, or make icons, as always. The one thing I've always asked people not to do is repost an entire parody on any board, site or journal, and certainly not without my name. It's still plagiarism if you let people believe you wrote it by omitting the real author's name, y'all.

>> Speaking of icons, whatever I get done tonight I'll post in a new entry tomorrow.

>> Still no word on a North American release of the book.

Can you make do with a party hat?Collapse )

Site Meter

Tags: ,

410 comments or Leave a comment
Page 19 of 21
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21]
sheeris_jemima From: sheeris_jemima Date: April 26th, 2007 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh God, I'm in love with this!
drpeprfan From: drpeprfan Date: April 26th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
You say that your work isn't that good, but my honest opinion is that you keep getting better and better! I'd go see this movie again just to make fun of it through your parody in my head. BTW, Gollumodo = best name smush ever. And Pirate Wenham wins at life.
sjhartsfield From: sjhartsfield Date: April 27th, 2007 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
::would have your babies, plz, if that was possible::
orastella From: orastella Date: May 1st, 2007 05:43 am (UTC) (Link)
very, very slooooooowwwwlllllyyyyyyy........
maewe From: maewe Date: May 1st, 2007 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL you're such a GENIUS cleo !!! I loved EVERY part of it !

[The rest of the Spartan army is lined up to face the Persians. Oh, and they also have 20,000 Greeks at their backs.]

FARAMIR: Not like that. Well, maybe like that… later.

choatezilla From: choatezilla Date: May 5th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
WOWZERZ! My mei mei can write like non-other!!!! I LOVE IT!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: May 5th, 2007 04:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mei mei?
beata_beatrixx From: beata_beatrixx Date: May 6th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was hoping you'd mention some of the historical innaccuries (esp. regarding Persians), but I'm just so damn happy you made this! SQUEE!
From: kirya_tyullis Date: May 8th, 2007 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was good.
etoiline From: etoiline Date: May 9th, 2007 05:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I will go to sleep happy after reading this. Another wonderful parody.
(Deleted comment)
bruinsfan From: bruinsfan Date: May 15th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, that was fun. Very entertianing, particularly with all the Faramir references.

I do wish you'd touched on Xerxes being a goa'ould (seriously, I expected his eyes to glow white at any moment!) and choosing to give Leonidas a neck rub as a method of persuasion, though.
bewarethespork From: bewarethespork Date: May 17th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)
See, now I don't even have to see the movie, though I probably will so that I can laugh loudly whenever something you've mentioned comes up. *Joins the "Hopeful Bearer-to-be of cleolinda's Babies" line*
riari From: riari Date: May 27th, 2007 08:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Awesome! I was very amused. ^_^
eleuthreophile From: eleuthreophile Date: June 11th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC) (Link)
i've read this probably four or five times so far... still great. :D
spock74 From: spock74 Date: June 19th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC) (Link)
GORGO: Come back with your shield or ON IT, BITCH.

Number of dollars spent on sets for 300 - Twenty-seven dollars.
Number of bottles of baby oil used during the filming of 300 - 8,142
Having the whole thing reduced to a steaming pile of hilariousness - PRICELESS!!

410 comments or Leave a comment
Page 19 of 21
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21]