Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote in m15m,
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The Golden Compass in Fifteen Minutes

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Updated entry, 12/28/07: I've taken down the download links and posted the parody in full the way I usually do. MegaUpload's reneged on their reward system offer, so there's nothing to gain by making it harder for people to read. I had to reformat it by hand, so here's hoping all the italics and font sizes are correct.

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