If you would like to complain that His Dark Materials is leading our children straight to hell, please press 1.
If you would like to complain that The Golden Compass waters down Philip Pullman's anti-religious intent, please press 2.
If you would like to complain about the quality of the actual movie, please press 3.
If you would like to grinch about the use of Movies in Fifteen Minutes to benefit a charity, please press 4.
If you would like to ask Cleolinda if she has a Personal Relationship with Our Savior, please press 5.
If you would like to read the actual parody, please stay on the line.
Updated entry, 12/28/07: I've taken down the download links and posted the parody in full the way I usually do. MegaUpload's reneged on their reward system offer, so there's nothing to gain by making it harder for people to read. I had to reformat it by hand, so here's hoping all the italics and font sizes are correct.
( I would save the hell out of you!Collapse )