Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote in m15m,
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Wanted in Fifteen Minutes

Hey, because it was there and it called to me. It's just about the only way I can write these days--just letting it happen.

Note: This is very much an R-rated movie, with the sex and the expletives and the shootings of people in the brain. The language in the recap, parody, whatever you want to call it, is going to reflect that (and trust me, this is the mild version). Also, Wanted is the kind of movie where half the charm of it is in the novelty of the visuals and some really funny surprises, so I'm... actually going to leave several good moments out. Believe me, there's plenty left over. Just--go see it. It's outrageous and stupid and funny and knows it, unlike some movies I could name COUGHTHEHAPPENINGCOUGH. So why, exactly, do you take orders from a magic loom?Collapse )


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