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Clash of the Titans in Fifteen Minutes
Before we start: I seem to be nominated for a thing! (And so are copperbadge and otterdance!) My name is misspelled, and Neil Gaiman will probably crush us all, but I've never been nominated for a thing before, so that's pretty awesome. Voting ends on--4/15, I think?

So. PREVIOUSLY ON MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, FOR REASONS THAT WILL LATER BE APPARENT: TroyKing Arthur! 300! A couple of Twilight things! So... here's a palate cleanser before Eclipse, I guess.

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vergil24 From: vergil24 Date: June 17th, 2010 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)
I was just linked here by someone. This is awesome.
karthzon From: karthzon Date: July 4th, 2010 09:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Aww, I first thought you were going to summarize the old Clash of the Titans, with the hilarious stop-motion monsters. The new one is not nearly as fun.
From: vijkm Date: July 25th, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)


I cracked up at the 'GIANT LORD HADESMORT' part xD
nthdraft From: nthdraft Date: August 2nd, 2010 08:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
you know I avoided this POS because for all the Harry Hamlin/Burgess Meredith/Sir Fricking Lawrence Olivier narmy bad-goodiness of the original (and the hawt slashiness of Hamelin and Tim Piggot Smith as that One Guy Who Dies by Scorpion), it was FUN dammit. Still is.

I am so glad I didn't see this now. I think I would have walked out with Athena XD
zhymmy From: zhymmy Date: August 7th, 2010 06:03 am (UTC) (Link)
So, I'm finally getting around to actually watching this, and for the first time in the history of EVER, I have to disagree with your portrayal of characters.

The Djinn, you called them Jawas with the driftwood and such... NO. They are human form TRANSFORMERS! I swear I even heard one of them make the transforming noise. *nod*
caliali16 From: caliali16 Date: August 22nd, 2010 05:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Can I make a M15M suggestion? Prince of Persia. loved that movie!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: August 22nd, 2010 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, it was pretty fun. I probably won't be doing another until Deathly Hallows, though. I'm working on two books at the moment.
ladysugarquill From: ladysugarquill Date: August 25th, 2010 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! You made this movie less painful :D

Really, I wanted to like it, but got through a full 6 minutes before my brain was screaming "ANCIENT GREEKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY" so loud I had to turn it off. I didn't even make it to the Saint Seiya armors! Greek mythology geek sadface.

Hades (The Place)


Also, your descriptions of the acton scenes make me want to watch it! Maybe I'll just skip all the bits when they talk...
flamefairy5 From: flamefairy5 Date: October 22nd, 2010 09:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Totally late on the bandwagon 'cause I only saw the movie like yesterday, but I've been wanting to watch it ever since you posted the parody.

Lol irl at Queen Atia of the Julii. MTE when I saw her xD
nataliedormer From: nataliedormer Date: November 22nd, 2010 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Ohh this was SO FUNNY! I just love your m15ms. I actually saw this movie in theaters like seven months ago or whenever it was out, but just got around to reading it now. Love it so hard! <3
agirlwithacoin From: agirlwithacoin Date: June 17th, 2012 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)
"Perseus pops up out of the boss scorpion like a stripper out of the worst birthday cake ever."
"They've got, like, air conditioner vents instead of faces, and they think Eusebios looks really, really tasty. I cannot disprove this hypothesis."
*twitches a few times*
"Well, technically, our parents were the titans, but your hellrobes don't go too well with my sparkle armor, so maybe that counts."
Yes. Yes it does.
maxkststa From: maxkststa Date: December 6th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for sharing
From: mikkeneko Date: December 18th, 2012 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
IO: Look! Zeus left you all these pega... su... ses... si... HE LEFT YOU A BUNCH OF HORSYBIRDS.

I know it's part of the joke, but there is actually a word for it: pterippus. Pterippi for plural.

*The More You Know rainbow*
tommy50702 From: tommy50702 Date: October 26th, 2014 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I remember in the theater when the girl said to perseus that he was the "best of both" some guy shouted out "should have called him hovis!" - nearly died of laughter lol
tommy50702 From: tommy50702 Date: February 9th, 2015 02:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Release the Kraken! The movie is imaginative and entertaining too.
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