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Movies in Fifteen Minutes
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Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Previously on ~*The Twilight Saga*~:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Recap: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Many other recaps

So... I got a little loopy on this one. Enjoy.


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andtonight From: andtonight Date: September 1st, 2010 02:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
JACOB: No, I won't imprint on anyone for at least another 500 pages. But I FEEL like I have! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

i just loved this, it cracked me up. i also read this BEFORE i saw the movie, and i think that made it just a little bit better hahaha, even though jasper had an awkward southern accent and carlisle sounds british in some parts?
From: albertt12 Date: October 5th, 2010 10:09 am (UTC) (Link)
i am a huge fan of watching horror movies and now i am in wait for some nice Upcoming Horror Movies. i am keeping my fingers crossed.
From: albertt12 Date: October 21st, 2010 11:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Hey i did not get exactly what are u talking about that movies in 15 minutes. but yes if you want full length Action Movies then u can just use the link given.
From: ext_303696 Date: October 30th, 2010 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Brilliant! I just love how unsubtle everything is in Twilight. Oh, and Jane and her eyeliner crucio is great, I did wonder why she needed so much eyeliner, but it's obviously the source of her powers. Oh, and thanks for the Interview With The Vampire references throughout all your Twilight stuff, very much enjoyed. Jane and Claudia should team up, in my opinion.
remixedantigone From: remixedantigone Date: November 16th, 2010 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOVE these parodies. Any hope of an annotated Twilight wink wink nudge nudge?
Great job--you can tell a LOT of time and effort goes into these.

My boyfriend has opted to read these as his Twilight homework so he knows what the heck I'm talking about when I babble on (and on).... So please feel free to tell that to Meyer next time you see her: YOU'RE boyfriend attention span friendly! ; )
From: kellabee Date: December 7th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

this rocks, you rock

this is so great.
Gap ad formation heh heh
Have you listened to the robsten commentary on the dvd?
in the last scene Rob Pattinson actually says "god, what is Ed going on about half the time?"
And this:
Robert: Why should you listen to some girl say she likes some other guy maybe more than you? It’s like, “Well if you do, leave me then.”

Kristen: That — no, no, no — that he listens to because that’s something that he can easily kill himself about.

Totally reminded me of movies in 15 minutes as well as growing up cullen.

Also slightly creepy yet endearing, they both blur the lines between their characters and their real life, they start fighting as if they really are in a love triangle. Instead of referring to bella and edward they will say you/me, hmmm,therapy time.
From: kellabee Date: December 7th, 2010 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: this rocks, you rock

also they picked up on the third wife "because she couldn't possibly just cut her finger or something"
bigbadjayne From: bigbadjayne Date: December 23rd, 2010 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Two lines for me doth made this of epic win;

"waiting for Riley the Gullible and his army to romero across the water and bring unto them an action scene."

"You got your zombie film in my chick flick!"

I thought that every time I saw the trailer! Thank you!

This totally rocked, Cleolinda. Thanks for the laughs!

From: mrlcoleman Date: January 19th, 2011 10:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I giglesnarfed so hard. these (all m15m) make me laugh because I generally ove the movies before hand, and love em more after they've been here. cant wait for new ones!
From: roxannerouge Date: January 26th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

movies in 15 minutes

Hilarious as always:-)I wait impatiently for every Twilight movie to come out in theaters, so I can never watch it and read it's parody version in 15 minutes instead:-)Truly epic every time!
rebelrockstar5 From: rebelrockstar5 Date: April 16th, 2011 07:30 am (UTC) (Link)
"I am... really confused, because this looks like a movie about actual vampires and actual vampiring"
I saw this movie in theaters and was like "IT'S STARTING... wait... no... it's not. This is still a preview. NO IT IS THE MOVIE... wait, no it's not... oh this IS the movie... is it?" I too was VERY confused.



Do not let them hug you, because then you will go crunch!

It was a sepia-toned time. LMFFFFFFFAO!!!!

EDWARD: You know, Jacob, if you weren't trying to steal my one reason for living in the most underhanded ways... you'd be kinda cute.
JACOB: Well, you know, Edward, if you weren’t a controlling, creep-ass motherfucker... no. I still wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
NOTHING: Is more perfectly said than that!!!

And the captions under the photos. OMG. How do you think of it!!! You are a GOD!

I ripped James’ head off, TORE HIM TO PIECES, and ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS OVER HIS BURNING CARCASS.....Uh, actually, that was mostly Alice--you just kinda gnawed his throat a little first--
::dies repeatedly::

I will be the bestest vampire that ever vampired.
maewe From: maewe Date: July 14th, 2011 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
will you do the last harry potter in 15min? PLEASE!
maxkststa From: maxkststa Date: December 6th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for sharing
die_heitere From: die_heitere Date: June 27th, 2014 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
U got fanart again: http://chepseh.deviantart.com/art/Homage-to-Cleolinda-s-Twilight-parodies-463937465


On that note, I am one of probably many, many, many who would still love to see your take on the second Breaking Dawn Movie, nevermind that it's not super-freshly out in the cinemas anymore.

But of course real life comes first, and when your muses take you to other (Hannibalish ;) ) places this is also not world's end. I am more than grateful for all of our verbal wonder that is already offered to us.

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