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This is, after all, what happens when you cross the streams.
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Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Previously on ~*The Twilight Saga*~:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Recap: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Many other recaps



So... I got a little loopy on this one. Enjoy.

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gina_r_snape From: gina_r_snape Date: July 13th, 2010 08:57 pm (UTC) (Link)


You've made my day.
redcoast From: redcoast Date: July 13th, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
That ring is UG.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 13th, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I KNOW RIGHT

Click the "$24.99" link. The "prop replica" manages to be even more horrific. It looks like it came out of a vending machine.
painter_girl227 From: painter_girl227 Date: July 13th, 2010 09:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, Cleo...I blame you for making the people in Starbucks look at me weird due to bursts of uncontrollable laughter.


EPIC WIN!
greedyskunk From: greedyskunk Date: July 13th, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Brava!
the_rainbow_jen From: the_rainbow_jen Date: July 13th, 2010 09:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Jacob's 'Choose' speech reminds me of Trainspotting. I really wanted him to go off on a tangent like that, haha.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 13th, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's what it was modeled after, yeah. Pulled up the original quotes and everything. : )
rabidrainbow From: rabidrainbow Date: July 13th, 2010 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
YESSSSSSSSS!!!! I've been waiting for this!

JACOB: *marlonnnnn brandooooos*
EDWARD: *jaaaaames deaaaaaaaaaans*
JACOB: *MARLONNNNNNN BRANDOOOOOS*
EDWARD: *JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO TRUE


ERIC: And we're still more ethnically diverse than the Airbender movie!
I am DEAD from lol. BEST. EVER.

beansalad From: beansalad Date: July 13th, 2010 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
*claps* Wonderful! Best one yet :)
puppy12288 From: puppy12288 Date: July 13th, 2010 09:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Jasper Hale's School of Strategic Badassery, can I have that on like a track jacket or t-shirt?? Placing an order in advance!!
aerielle From: aerielle Date: July 13th, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Seconded!
rj_anderson From: rj_anderson Date: July 13th, 2010 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
but then Peter Murphy came to snack upon them, and as our ancestors were Bauhaus fans, they felt deeply betrayed

I. LOVE. YOU.

The whole thing was hilarious, but this made me yelp with hilarity, right out loud in my kitchen and everything.
luinthoron From: luinthoron Date: July 13th, 2010 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awesome as always! Thanks! :D
ruby_wednesday9 From: ruby_wednesday9 Date: July 13th, 2010 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
"see.this is why we can't have nice things."

loved it!
be_understated From: be_understated Date: July 13th, 2010 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant! I like the lofty language, it makes it even funnier.
icepearls From: icepearls Date: July 13th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
Thank you so much for turning my evening of sadness into me howling with laughter. You're amazing :)
ashfae From: ashfae Date: July 13th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I refuse to believe in the cheeseburger of pain. REFUSE.
kian From: kian Date: July 13th, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG!!! MASTERPIECE!!!
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