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Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Previously on ~*The Twilight Saga*~:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Recap: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Many other recaps



So... I got a little loopy on this one. Enjoy.

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clodia_risa From: clodia_risa Date: July 13th, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
ILU SO HARD AND THIS IS MADE OF AWESOME AND CUPCAKES AND STUFF. And frankly the viking-saga-speak did speed up the exposition and scenery changes in a most amusing manner.
aquidis From: aquidis Date: July 13th, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yayayay! I nearly spit out my Spaghetti-Os at SPARKLE GUMPTION.

TY for your awesomeness, Cleo.
maisontv From: maisontv Date: July 13th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hilarious as always.
kniferomance From: kniferomance Date: July 13th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
This deserves to win a Nobel Prize of some kind. Seriously.
duct_tape_fairy From: duct_tape_fairy Date: July 13th, 2010 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was hilarious, except I now kind of want to see the damn thing.
mallmouse From: mallmouse Date: July 13th, 2010 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
AWESOME!! I'm trying to copy/paste my favorite lines, but there are just so many (though I was surprised the Charlie/Bella sex talk scene wasn't specifically included). OK, just this:

JACOB: It's a deep, spiritual bond where someone who may or may not yet be toilet-trained becomes your center of gravity. She becomes your whole world. You would do anything for her, you would be anything for her. Anything. All night long.

BELLA: So... uh. Ew. Yeah. Have you... ew.


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING US THIS AND PLEASE STAY INTERESTED IN TWILIGHT WHEN BD COMES OUT... ;)

new_evolution From: new_evolution Date: July 13th, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, Jacob, if you weren't trying to steal my one reason for living in the most underhanded ways... you'd be kinda cute.

*waves Team Edward/Jacob flag*
dianak From: dianak Date: July 13th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hubbster has been making "you got peanut butter on my chocolate!" jokes for a week now. Awesome.
baronessie From: baronessie Date: July 13th, 2010 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think this might be your best one yet. Honestly I don't know how you managed to squeeze so much snark out of that movie, especially considering it was a legitimately good film (except for the continual use of those accursed close-ups with handheld cameras, though I feel my film studies class is to blame for me even noticing something like that).
beth_shulman From: beth_shulman Date: July 13th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
HA HA HA HA HA.

My favorite part?

If you don't get that metaphor
I can reread it twice.

I started laughing there and didn't stop. Thanks for this!
From: boss_bass Date: July 13th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Because I know where I really belong--as a vampire, I will be the bestest vampire that ever vampired. I am ready to be the ultimate Mary Sue, Edward. In choosing you, I'm choosing me.

EDWARD: How... romantic?


ROTFLMAO! That is so hilariously true. Man, I can't wait to see how they handled the Uber Sue that Bella turns into in Breaking Dawn. It's probably going to be awful.*

summersquill From: summersquill Date: July 13th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think I love you

Saw this rec'd on ADF and had to scamper over and, lo, I shall proceed to hie me hence to thine other works of valor.

Seriously. I write Vikings. You are awesome.

Thank you for the muscle fatigue in my face. Seriously.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 13th, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I think I love you

ADF?
ravenalegria13 From: ravenalegria13 Date: July 13th, 2010 10:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I lol'd so hard. I think I like this one the best so far.

"BELLA: SO SPEAKING OF YOUR BROTHER, APPARENTLY GIRLS CAN GET BLUE BALLS TOO. DID YOU KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I KNOW IT NOW. I KNOW IT A LOT.

ALICE: *sparklepalm*"

I lost it at that.
plazmah From: plazmah Date: July 13th, 2010 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
JACOB: Come on, Charlie, you like me better than him! You're supposed to congratulate me in a really obnoxious, paternalistic way!

CHARLIE: WHAT? What is WRONG with you? WHY THE HELL would I do that?


AHAHAHAHAH YES, your version is such a vast improvement from the book.

And yea, the Tasty Beloved looked thereupon, and in her heart was gladness that she had actually been allowed to do something interesting, rather than hear tell the tales of men long after.

Vikings make EVERYTHING better.
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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 13th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks, yeah.
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