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Movies in Fifteen Minutes
This is, after all, what happens when you cross the streams.
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Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
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mcity From: mcity Date: July 14th, 2010 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
>BELLA: WHY WILL NO ONE TELL ME WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT?

A neutron star colli--no, wait, that's the next Roland Emmerich movie.

>Choose life, not death. Choose a real future. Choose a guy who can age occasionally, if he feels like it. Choose a family of werebabies with me. Choose fur. Choose abs. Choose tight fitted t-shirts and visible undawears--choose motorcycles, not Volvos. Choose someone who can keep you warm at night, literally. Choose someone who would have sex with you right now.

Choose excellence. Choose Lexus.

>BELLA: Is that--is that a cheese grater?

No, it's for nutmeg. Apparently Edward's big on Alton Brown.

andromedabastow From: andromedabastow Date: July 14th, 2010 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)

Heh Nutmeg gratter

I though that too.

I actually would love a nutmeg grater ring. I love to use nutmeg on everything it would be very convenient.
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