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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books


Site Meter (Zomg e-book! The Annotated Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Wizards!)

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rambleization From: rambleization Date: November 29th, 2011 09:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I thought I was going to die (actually die and be dead) at "~*Baby's First Crush*~"

You are a beautiful creature.
1redsock From: 1redsock Date: November 29th, 2011 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snorting, snickering and flat out laughing SO frickin' hard I have a headache... this is the funniest shit I have ever read - not only that, it's brilliant.

TFG I found out about your LJ... I now know what I'm going to do whenever life knees me in the groin & I need a good guffaw to get over it.

TYSM - ♥
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 29th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
I mostly post on this journal once or twice a year, and spend the rest of the time on cleolinda and my Twitter, if that helps. Glad I could be of service.
sandsigh From: sandsigh Date: December 1st, 2011 05:42 am (UTC) (Link)
This is hilarious! I enjoyed reading it :)
profshallowness From: profshallowness Date: December 3rd, 2011 07:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Thoroughly hilarious, as ever, but with just the right level of aghastness (so many a thing that just happeneds!) I...would like to read the further adventures of your fratboy!Emmett, while he barely registered when I watched the film. And I loved your scenes that must have happened too.
From: kellabee Date: December 5th, 2011 05:31 am (UTC) (Link)
don't forget lingering close ups of wedding dress and jewellery, "available for sale in the lobby".

things i wish were included.
bella's whining about the wedding present cars.
rosalie and jacob bitching at each other.
more explanation about seth and leah, and the pack dynamics.
the scene where jacob takes off in edward's car.

spoiler: I love the final scene when bella's eyes open, but unless you know that sparklepires have amber/topaz eyes, and vampires who eat people have red eyes, the whole "gasp" bella isn't a sparklepire moment is lost.
witchlace From: witchlace Date: December 6th, 2011 08:27 am (UTC) (Link)
please tell me "HE'S GONNA FUCK HER TO DEATH" is legit in the movies.

also, is sad charlie very sad in the movie? D: i love him, i love what they've done with him, but a sad charlie will make me sad. DDD:
killerqueen From: killerqueen Date: December 6th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
From: silmaril Date: January 5th, 2012 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
I can't stop laughing, and that's just at your scene titles. I was wheezing reading this; the people with me were afraid I was broken. Thank you so, so much.
sio From: sio Date: March 27th, 2012 03:14 am (UTC) (Link)
i haven't even seen the movie yet and this is hilarious!! thanks for all the laughs, Cleo.

p.s. any chance you will do Hunger Games in 15 Minutes? please?
bimboteacher From: bimboteacher Date: June 16th, 2012 06:50 am (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHA! I have no intention of seeing this, but this is exactly what I imagined!
From: Heidi Fisher Date: June 28th, 2012 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
The important thing I got from this :
YOU LIKE FIREFLY?! I knew I had good reason to love you!
otherwise, this was so tucking funny. I approve. Great job!!
systematicly From: systematicly Date: July 4th, 2012 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vampire Batman with a jaunty cap...yaaas
maxkststa From: maxkststa Date: December 6th, 2012 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for sharing
Bernadette Cutelli From: Bernadette Cutelli Date: May 26th, 2013 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Hi, when are you going to do Part 2! I can't wait to read it!
tommy50702 From: tommy50702 Date: May 31st, 2013 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Everyone in my theater gasped when Carlisle died and when we found out it was just Alice showing Aro what would happen, everyone laughed and cheered and our minds were BLOWN! Definitely the best part ever!
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