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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books



WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE, HORRIFYING IMAGES, THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNSEENCollapse )




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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not even sure why everyone likes that part! Maybe it's the visual, IDK. People always like parts I don't expect.
nellwave From: nellwave Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure I'll stop laughing eventually...
djarum99 From: djarum99 Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
*fifteen minute standing ovation*

You are the queen of all that sparkles.
honorh From: honorh Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, the best part of this is that I don't actually have to see the movie.

*sparkles at you*
everstar3 From: everstar3 Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
YAAAAAY OMG YAAAAAY

OMG that imprinting gif is the wrongest thing ever. EVER.

...Except for the picture of blood-drenched Edward and his newborn. EW.

Kudos to Edward and Bella for figuring out that there's more than one sexual position! And I can't believe I just typed that!

Sad Charlie makes me sad. :(

How the hell are they going to get another movie out of what's left of the book?

(All joking aside, I'm really grateful and proud of you for pushing through the BLARGH and the anxiety and putting this out for us. As someone with fairly serious depression herself, I have an idea of how hard it can be to get yourself to do anything, let alone something that feels like it has to be more amazing than anything else you've done so far. So thanks, Cleo. I really appreciate it.)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, thanks. Honestly, I think this is the most fun I've ever had with one. It actually kind of kicked me into an artificial manic episode--I haven't been able to eat or sleep very well for the last five days.
queenanthai From: queenanthai Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

EDWARD: GIANT GLITTER SYRINGE!

JACOB: Of what?

EDWARD: My venom!

JACOB: Wait, needles can't pierce sparklemarble, where did you get that?


For the LIFE of me, if I forgot to put my "what did he do, sit there and MILK HIS TEETH?" joke that was in my notes into Episode 48, I will cry myself to sleep.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
"I DON'T EVEN *HAVE* FANGS!!"
sertcake From: sertcake Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
THANK YOU!!! You have saved me from seeing the movie. Also, FUN. =)
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roguexninja From: roguexninja Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Babytron 3000

I will never stop laughing!
rabidrainbow From: rabidrainbow Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh god I am sitting here cackling so hard that my mother came in wondering what the hell was wrong.

There is a good chance I am going to be dragged to this movie on Friday and I have never been more excited.
jamie15 From: jamie15 Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was directed here by the lovely magog_83 and I am glad I got to read this :)! This is soooo funny! And probably VERY accurate if the movie is anything like the "book". Thank you for much much amusement :D!
m_emchq7 From: m_emchq7 Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was hilarious! I enjoyed every minute.

Vampire BSOD made me literally lol, though... thanks for that!
karitwilight From: karitwilight Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nice. XD I can't wait to see it now. In a masochistic sort of way.

How did you make the text at the end sparkle by the way? It looks awesome.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
carriep90 From: carriep90 Date: November 23rd, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
BELLA: So… basically, you were Batman. Vampire Batman.

EDWARD: With a jaunty cap, yes.


And all I could think of was this.



Hilarious recap. Now I almost want to rewatch it.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wait, is the caption what he actually said?
verrazano_libra From: verrazano_libra Date: November 23rd, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Usually I wait a few weeks before seeing a movie because I hate crowds, but I actually went out and saw Breaking Dawn on opening weekend purely so I could read the m15m recap as soon as it was posted. ^_^

As soon as I saw the P.S. on the wedding invitation I knew this was going to be one of the best m15m recaps ever, and it was! The Scenes That Must Have Happened were fantastic. And at the Babytron 3000 joke I started laughing helplessly out loud and couldn’t stop. I am going to be rereading this recap over and over and giggling all holiday!
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