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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books



WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE, HORRIFYING IMAGES, THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNSEENCollapse )




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holdouttrout From: holdouttrout Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you SO MUCH. You have saved my soul with this, because after seeing the movie, I was traumatized. (And I'd read the book! And your recap of the book!)
From: gretagarbled Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
too awesome for words.
iswann From: iswann Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks so much! Loved it! Especially the "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH in sparklepire format".
hokuton_punch From: hokuton_punch Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
OH GOD I MUST SEE THIS no matter how my brain burns! A fabulously hilarious job. *chinhands and basks in the glow*
mogumogu From: mogumogu Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah! Scrapbooking! Sparkle motion! Edwob Charlisle! I'd almost forgotten about all those. It's like a big nostalgic family reunion!

I almost feel the way the actual fans of the series must, touched and kind of sad that my favorite entertaining memes must tie themselves up and end.
quicksilvermad From: quicksilvermad Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are so many parts of this that I want to immortalize in etched metal or something.

You. Are. AWESOME.
crescent_gaia From: crescent_gaia Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cleo, I do think we need most/all of this in sticker form. :D

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!! I loved it. Laughed through all of it and my dog is afraid something is wrong with me.

Also, I just saw it this morning and came home and there was this. ♥♥♥♥
bad_habit From: bad_habit Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, it bugs me that she came up with the horrible name of Renesmee (from Rene and Esme) yet did not go the full with Edward Jacob. EJ? Really?

YOU COULD HAVE HAD JEDWARD IS ALL I'M SAYING.

They even sparkle!

From: sunbrae Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Brava, Cleo. Thank you for this.
eriu From: eriu Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh.....my gosh....that was amazing <3
shiyiya From: shiyiya Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
and then you put the fox and the grain in the boat and you leave the goose back on the riverbank.

THIS MADE ME CACKLE. Heeeeeeeee.
amarissia From: amarissia Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
YAY! Awesome as usual!
From: kshandra Date: November 23rd, 2011 10:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stiletto heels? Where did you get these, a "White Wedding" strip routine?

White Wedding heels wouldn't be angsty enough. Gotta be November Rain heels.
junejuuri From: junejuuri Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, the gollum stuff made me cackle, especially since after obsessing over the LOTR movies I'm finally reading the books! I tried to wait to read this until after I saw the movie on Friday, but I lasted about an hour before giving in (is...is that Jacob demon baby gif actual footage? OH GOD I HAVE TO SEE THIS HAHAHA). Great and hilarious job as always!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is a real actual clip from the movie in gif form, yup.
visiblemarket From: visiblemarket Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was already super-excited to go see this on Friday and now I am even MORE excited!
From: elbales Date: November 24th, 2011 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
omg your icon.
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