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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books



WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE, HORRIFYING IMAGES, THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNSEENCollapse )




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profbutters From: profbutters Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know what's terrible? I got confused because I *actually thought I had already seen this.* And now I feel as though I already saw this and don't need to see it again.

I am also going to pretend it was raspberry and cream cheese, because I like strawberry and want to be able to continue to eat it, and I am going to try to forget about the cream cheese part.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
THIS IS ALSO MY PROBLEM. I was like, let me pretend it isn't whichever one I ever want to eat again. Because I am very fond of my strawberry jam toast.
avaserenity From: avaserenity Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
BELLA [whispering on phone]: Rosalie! Infant obsession activate!

CARLISLE: Well, we were going to, but then Bella summoned the Babytron 3000.

ROSALIE: **BABIES ARE MY PRIME DIRECTIVE**

This made me laugh so hard.


EDWARD: Only vampire teeth can cut through vampire tissue! I--I--I'M GOING IN!

Funny enough the guy behind me said the exact same thing when Edward went to chompville.


Edited at 2011-11-23 11:35 pm (UTC)
dinolich From: dinolich Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
My favorite part about this is how none of it is made up. Makes me want to actually watch the movie, if only because it sounds like a legitimate horror film.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Honestly, the last half hour really is a fairly legit horror movie. And the delivery is mostly shot from Bella's POV, so you see the scalpel going down her stomach, you see Edward rummaging around in there but you're left to imagine what it actually looks like--it's, uh, effective.
beautifiers From: beautifiers Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
God this movie was so fucking stupid.

But I really hope that Kristen and Rob end up doing commentary on the DVD. They totally MST the hell out of the films.
door From: door Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
PERFECT.

I also don't wonder if Bella's back wasn't broken by the VAMPBABY for the crime of being named Renesmee. That kick was too well-timed in the movie-verse, tbh.

Edited at 2011-11-23 11:57 pm (UTC)
beautifiers From: beautifiers Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh and i keep going back to the caps you have of the werewolf conversation only to remember that HOLY SHIT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHAT THE BALLS and i die all over again
cerezo_blossom From: cerezo_blossom Date: November 23rd, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVE YOU. Thank you so, SO much.
justshireen.wordpress.com From: justshireen.wordpress.com Date: November 24th, 2011 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh man, the transformer/wolf scene was hilarible. I kept waiting for an, "Autowolves, roll out!" command or to see Shia lurking in the background.

This made my day. Hilarious, as always.
kelalea From: kelalea Date: November 24th, 2011 12:07 am (UTC) (Link)

YES.

I think... I think this is the best one yet.
snapdragon76 From: snapdragon76 Date: November 24th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Man, this TOTALLY made my day, Cleo. Thank you so much for posting this. I was livetweeting as I was reading. I had also just come back from a second viewing (what? I wanted to catch the stuff I missed the first time due to note taking), so it was still fresh in my mind while I was reading.

I think my fave bits are the 'scenes that must have happened' and the Rosalie-tron 3000.
From: elbales Date: November 24th, 2011 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I am fully committed to sparkle motion. The lulz, they are EPIC. Also they are sparkly. You rock. Thank you!

(Did Robert Pattinson actually say that thing about My Little Pony? Because that would be, like, the best thing evar.)

Edited at 2011-11-24 12:23 am (UTC)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Someone ran and got me on Twitter while Letterman was airing, so apparently, yes, he really did say that about My Little Pony. Those are accurate captions on the gifs, it appears.
celestineangel From: celestineangel Date: November 24th, 2011 12:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Random, but I read a short article--that was not an article, really, but an in-box blurb thing--in Entertainment Weekly in which a really real true OBGYN comments on the birth scene.

It is hilarious and amazing, especially the part where the doc is basically "There is no possible way I can comment on this."
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Haaaaaaaaa.
meleth From: meleth Date: November 24th, 2011 12:39 am (UTC) (Link)
A thing that happens

A THING THAT HAPPENS
serizawa3000 From: serizawa3000 Date: November 24th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)
*tackle*

(Snuffleupagus voice) "Oh, dear."
dramawench From: dramawench Date: November 24th, 2011 01:05 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG OMG OMG. Oh Cleo, I think this is one of your best ones yet. I was literally clapping like a seal while reading and scared my cat with how loudly I was laughing. AWESOME!!
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