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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books


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beamarauderqaf From: beamarauderqaf Date: November 24th, 2011 03:45 am (UTC) (Link)

You brilliant, creative, hilarious, amazingly perfect human being.

I want to marry you.
onlyonechoice From: onlyonechoice Date: November 24th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Amazing. I love it, and I can't wait to giggle my way through the movie with this in my head!
roglows_here From: roglows_here Date: November 24th, 2011 03:54 am (UTC) (Link)
laughed so hard i cried
From: rennaise Date: November 24th, 2011 04:00 am (UTC) (Link)

Happy Thanksgiving!

You made my night. I've been laughing myself into a coughing fit.

The picture of Charlie, and your title, made me laugh till tears came down my face.

Plus ten thousand internet points for the Firefly reference!
nochenne From: nochenne Date: November 24th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC) (Link)
So the combination of "Hey baby. You so newborn baby" and that gif just made me laugh hysterically. It's hilarribly fucked up. Just when you think Smeyer's ideas can't get anymore creepy and bizarre, she proves you wrong yet again. Also, love all the scenes that must have happened!
lexicomane From: lexicomane Date: November 24th, 2011 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
"Part One"

"Part One"

"Part One"

I didn't know they'd broken it up and there was MORE TO COME. NOOOOOO. At least we'll get a second m15m and another year of Robert Pattinson's hilarious self-loathing.
From: moxiemosvmfanfic.wordpress.com Date: November 24th, 2011 05:15 am (UTC) (Link)


"Twilight Means Never Having to Say You're Kidding" --- i think youve captured it there :) this was just too funny!
malsperanza From: malsperanza Date: November 24th, 2011 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)


This was the line where I lost it and started howling like a hyena. And it reminded me that, back in its day, "Love Story" was the Worst. Movie. Ever. and everyone thought no other movie could ever, ever be more awful.

Just goes to show: If you try really hard, you *can* improve on perfection.
tkegl From: tkegl Date: November 24th, 2011 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh lord, this was SO freaking funny! I need to go back and read your delicious summaries of the other movies now. Hilarous!
belldandy100 From: belldandy100 Date: November 24th, 2011 07:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Cleo - I loved this so much, I gave you some money. Thank you for making snort and laugh out loud.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, thank you.
bloody_vixen From: bloody_vixen Date: November 24th, 2011 07:52 am (UTC) (Link)


...that, that means my country's censorship board had cut them out! D: Damn it, that scene was the reason my friend and I went to see the film! *is upset*

Also am agreeing on how they had such mixed messages on the foetus/baby thing that I don't know what to think beyond - LADY, THE FOETUS IS KILLING YOU ~ BREAKING YOUR RIBS ~ SNAPPING YOUR SPINE! (there's a more coherent and mature reasoning behind this but I still have not pass the stage of 'breaking your ribs' yet).

Also, much laughter at the 8[ (brb spreading this everywhere!)
bloody_vixen From: bloody_vixen Date: November 24th, 2011 07:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for the new m15m! :D
elyse cantor From: elyse cantor Date: November 24th, 2011 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)

uhhh you guys

other than the utter brilliance shared with us by the talented cleolinda, I felt like I had a pretty good expectation of the film from all the crap I saw on tumblr, but one thing no one prepared me for---
why did no one tell me Mike the mundane got kind of...hot?!
granted, he was in the film for all of 12 seconds, but still...he charges ahead on the route du hotness and leaves the chubby face behind. success!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 12:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: uhhh you guys

Heh. Kind of pulled a Neville, didn't he?
sarahgonecrazy From: sarahgonecrazy Date: November 24th, 2011 09:07 am (UTC) (Link)

It ALMOST makes me want to watch the movie.

Sparklemotion. HA.
dragonflyidt From: dragonflyidt Date: November 24th, 2011 09:44 am (UTC) (Link)

on the moon with Steve

"BELLA: I'M NOT IN BRAZIL! I'M IN SWITZERLAND! AT A HOSPITAL! A SPA! A SPASPITAL! ON THE MOON!" ...with Steve. :)) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RegxuU8NOhs

Mathilda Moo From: Mathilda Moo Date: November 24th, 2011 10:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Is it bad that I laughed hardest at the Monica caption? THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!
raapsteeltje From: raapsteeltje Date: November 24th, 2011 10:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Perfect in every single way :D Still laughing. I doubt I can even watch the real movie with a straight face now. xD
Also, unbaby made me think of A Handmaid's Tale but since that's an awesome book it was awesome :D
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