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Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes
Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books


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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 24th, 2011 08:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, that poem is literally recited at the beginning--"Childhood is the kingdom where no one dies." It's just that it takes on a terrifying new meaning at that point in the movie.
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darkfrog24 From: darkfrog24 Date: November 24th, 2011 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Breaking Dawn in 15 minutes

Yep. I am so sick of all those "Twilight sucks! Surely saying so is sufficient to make people laugh" comments. My review of BD: "If you liked the book, you'll like the movie. If you didn't like the book, please leave us alone because it isn't funny any more."
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darkfrog24 From: darkfrog24 Date: November 24th, 2011 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Shallow grave with his name on it indeed!

"Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Her dad had a shotgun,
So now I am dead. --Edward."

I love the Rosalie headsmack. Emmett was the best thing in this movie. "Cowgirl" is two words. DO YOU WANT ARO TO GRAMMARKILL YOUR ASS, EMMETT?!
biomekanic From: biomekanic Date: November 24th, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dear lord, I still have tears in my eyes from reading that.

First Spider man and his deadly man seed, and now this...
robinmc From: robinmc Date: November 24th, 2011 04:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
I cannot wait to get completely trashed and see this movie.
queen_of_kithia From: queen_of_kithia Date: November 24th, 2011 04:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

Best. Line. EVER!
micksangel From: micksangel Date: November 24th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Happy Thanksgiving, indeed!! I laughed till I criiieeedd!!
Rachel E Robinson From: Rachel E Robinson Date: November 24th, 2011 06:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
A watched vamp never sparkles
greatest string of words ever assembled, ever.
wmetoile From: wmetoile Date: November 24th, 2011 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am thankful for this. Merry sparklemas, everyone.
twiggalina From: twiggalina Date: November 24th, 2011 08:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is really great!
_puchula_ From: _puchula_ Date: November 24th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
ZOMG. I hadn't realized how much I missed these. IT'S GENIUS. XD ♥ ♥ ♥
suitcasegnome From: suitcasegnome Date: November 25th, 2011 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
JACOB: Hey baby. You so newborn, baby.

Cleo, I think you broke me.

This is amazing.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: November 25th, 2011 03:53 am (UTC) (Link)
*belated comment*


:D I am loves you. But you already knew that.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2011 03:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I told you I was having too much fun!
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amythis From: amythis Date: November 26th, 2011 01:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
One young couple brought their two children under seven! And "Happy Feet 2" was playing a few yards away, so it's not like they didn't have a choice of pathetic sequels.
ejia_arath03 From: ejia_arath03 Date: November 25th, 2011 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sorry, I can't get past IMMORTAL CUM. *dies and is ded*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: November 25th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can't get past the fact that it was a real thing in the movie. It's like they handed it to me on a silver platter.
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