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This is, after all, what happens when you cross the streams.
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The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes
PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.


HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work.

ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost function is bringing in some (very angry) complaints, so we're going to have to reverse that endorsement. I'm leaving the Twitter/Facebook/G+ options on since no one seems to have any problems with those. If you are seeing this entry and do not wish to see this entry I am very sorry and have done what I can to prevent it from happening again.

This one ran long. Given the movie in question, I don't think anyone will really mind. Don't know what, if anything, I might do next, except that I will soldier through the ~thrilling conclusion~ of Breaking Dawn or die trying.



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lylassandra From: lylassandra Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Cleo, you are a genius. This is one of my favorite yet!

Also, wow, people are less polite around here than I thought... sorry about that!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, I think that was the problem--they weren't "from around here" and were very startled to find themselves Around Here. I think we've sorted out what happened. I hope.
phyncke From: phyncke Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Apologies to you!

I am going to post an apology to you for my flisters comments. Some of them were a bit over the top. They reacted a bit extremely to the repost. I think I will just link to your posts from now on. LOL.

Sorry for the comments here.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:57 am (UTC) (Link)
It's okay, I'm just sorry that it inconvenienced so many people. I'm sure it was sort of startling and intrusive.
biomekanic From: biomekanic Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
So very, very, very worth wait!

I loved "FURY: Bought it off a couple of disappointed steampunks. Too many of the gears actually did something." I <3ed that with the fury of thousand people who are really tired of steampunk fans.
careyleah From: careyleah Date: July 3rd, 2012 04:56 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL THIS IS AMAZEBALLS. I will re-read and re-giggle, most verily.

(lolllllll the lightning thing...)
ringsandcoffee From: ringsandcoffee Date: July 3rd, 2012 05:01 am (UTC) (Link)
NATASHA: But the planet needs you--
BRUCE: ROAR NO!
[Natasha and her stealth troops shit kittens.]
BRUCE: lol j/k


Yeah, I think that was my favorite part. That and EVERY SECOND of Tony/Iron Man. Oh, and all the time I thought Jeremy Renner was Nathan Fillion. Sorry guise!
everstar3 From: everstar3 Date: July 3rd, 2012 05:26 am (UTC) (Link)
I will love you forever for "Anteloper" alone, but omg I am going to read this at least a dozen more times. The Loki smilies! Samuel L. Fury having to dump Marcellus Wallace out of the briefcase! Selvig calling the tesseract "Tess"! Thoromir!

off to read again
mcity From: mcity Date: July 3rd, 2012 05:51 am (UTC) (Link)
>[HEY, HEY NICK, MAYBE BLOWING UP A NUCLEAR MISSILE ISN'T THE BEST IDEA, HEY NICK--]

You've probably been told this already, but nuclear weapons tend to be actually pretty darn durable. If you can open it up, you can basically wreck the thing with a piece of rebar, at the cost of radiation poisoning, and, y'know, death, but I'm pretty sure you can otherwise run over the darn things without setting them off.

Don't quote me on that.
notemily From: notemily Date: July 3rd, 2012 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)
THE HULK: HULK NOT SURE IF CANON! ROARRRRR!

I had to stop posting quotes from this to tumblr because there were TOO MANY. The scene with Fury advising Coulson on being Jossed! The Scene That Must Have Happened! "YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH THE FIRST SIX EPISODES!!" omg can't breathe, dying
encarmencita From: encarmencita Date: July 4th, 2012 02:22 am (UTC) (Link)
You know the Coulson thing was Marvel's idea and at Marvel's insistence? It wasn't Joss' idea at all. And he said to Marvel, you realize I'm going to be blamed for this, right? :)
elbales From: elbales Date: July 3rd, 2012 06:31 am (UTC) (Link)
*DIIIIIIESSSS*
teprometo From: teprometo Date: July 3rd, 2012 06:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Lol! I now desperately need an Avengers fanvid set to Whitney Houston.

Not to mention Victor's cameo appearance as The Cop Joss Whedon Fans Will Recognize. (I sure as hell bugged my neighbor with a stage whisper of, "LOOK, IT'S VICTOR!")
encarmencita From: encarmencita Date: July 4th, 2012 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I nudged my mate and mouthed 'Victor' too!
wiseheart From: wiseheart Date: July 3rd, 2012 07:05 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't know what's happening, but this entry showed up on my Friends page. Now I'm fairly sure that I haven't friended either you, or this comm, and would be really grateful if you could avoid this happening in the future.
wildcard_sej From: wildcard_sej Date: July 3rd, 2012 07:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Seconded
clayin From: clayin Date: July 3rd, 2012 07:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, that was a good ten minutes of sporfling and flailing my arms around like a lunatic fangirl. Fantastic! :D :D :D

I especially loved:
FURY: Bought it off a couple of disappointed steampunks. Too many of the gears actually did something.
vivian_lake From: vivian_lake Date: July 3rd, 2012 07:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Amazing as always.
(Sorry that this LJ function led to a lot of problems.)
tabbyclaw From: tabbyclaw Date: July 3rd, 2012 07:43 am (UTC) (Link)
The people vomiting rage at you, are they new? Not to your journal, but to Livejournal itself? When mystery pops up on your flist, shouldn't your first instinct be to assume that Livejournal itself has done something hinky?

Miss Cleo, I could not help but avail myself of your tip jar after reading this one, because even though I have not and probably will not see this movie your recap of it has made my damn day.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 12:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, thank you. It balances out in the end, I guess.
amaroqwolf_inc From: amaroqwolf_inc Date: July 3rd, 2012 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)
As a Person who got that whole Oopsie post from someone re-posting or whatever happened, I'm not going to Grrr...argh you, I promise. This was Brill, and I'll be watching for more!!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: July 3rd, 2012 12:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, bless. The irony is, I only post here two or three times a year (it's just me), so no one was ever going to get spammed with misaimed community posts anyway. Glad you enjoyed it, at least. :)
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