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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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franski From: franski Date: January 9th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
my first read of a m15m. absolute genious lol. well done. xxx
From: gabbysun Date: January 9th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
. . . OH OH OH OH.

ROCKETH.

When I go see the movie with my low expectations I'll go with a copy of this in hand and crack up. xD
redrogue From: redrogue Date: January 9th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL. INTO INFINITY. This is the second Movie in Fifteen Minutes of yours I've read, I think the other I read was King Arthur. Hysterical, utter hilarity. I like this one the best. Kudos
rhi_silverflame From: rhi_silverflame Date: January 9th, 2005 11:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
*fangirls you like whoa*

This is like sweet, sweet therapy.
scornedsaint From: scornedsaint Date: January 9th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh my God, I think that this is your best recap EVER!

Seriously, better than Van Helsing, even. So, so, so funny.
fairyfey From: fairyfey Date: January 9th, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggles madly* XDDD
amizada From: amizada Date: January 9th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh so good. I saw it on Friday and enjoyed it but this was too good.

dear_prudence From: dear_prudence Date: January 9th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
So great. So. Great.
I don't know how you do it...
From: lezopez Date: January 10th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC) (Link)
"To the cemetery, Snowflake! Away!"


I think I just took a couple years off my life from laughing so hard. You are awesome Cleo!!!

glittersavvy From: glittersavvy Date: January 10th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC) (Link)

You are my favourite.

My FAVOURITE. <3
venusflesh From: venusflesh Date: January 10th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)
ROFL... BRILLIANT!! That was HI-larious! :-D
*applause*
ankhet From: ankhet Date: January 10th, 2005 12:19 am (UTC) (Link)
FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?

I think that's the best line ever! Yay!

Oh, and I wait with baited breath (what does that mean, anyway?) for your book! =)
lee_in_limbo From: lee_in_limbo Date: January 10th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, I think it's safe to say that you are still on top of your game, dear. If this was your idea of a palate cleanser, I truly do think your published pieces will shine.

Don't stress. Just let the words flow. It's a voice you use very well. it won't falter if you trust it. Good luck.

L o L,
looking forward
duncanatrix From: duncanatrix Date: January 10th, 2005 12:33 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG SO AWESOME. I must see this; sounds funnier than ever.
katherine_b From: katherine_b Date: January 10th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)
*mops streaming eyes* I really needed that! Thank you!
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