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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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rubyrainstorm From: rubyrainstorm Date: January 10th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC) (Link)
'FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?'


I think I love you. <3 O.O
gemfyre From: gemfyre Date: January 10th, 2005 01:25 am (UTC) (Link)
This had me in stitches. My b/f is looking at me funny now. He just doesn't understand.
suitcasegnome From: suitcasegnome Date: January 10th, 2005 01:32 am (UTC) (Link)
CHRISTINE [singing sadly]:

You were once
my bosom companion
but now my tears
wet lots of tissues.

You were once
my dad and best friend—
but now you’re dead
and I’ve got daddy issues.

© 2004 Cleolinda Jones. All rights reserved. cleolinda.livejournal.com

I. LOVE. YOU.
miwasatoshi From: miwasatoshi Date: January 10th, 2005 01:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Awesome.
m3c3h90 From: m3c3h90 Date: January 10th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Well not that this really matters, but I love you! It was hilarious again! Only you can take movies I liked and completely make fun of them and make me still love it! You are my angel of 15 minutes ;)
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: January 10th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
The best one you've done YET! XD
danica_enjolras From: danica_enjolras Date: January 10th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I would choose a favorite line...or 5...but I luff it all!!

And it can't help but make me wonder why Mme. Giry is the only one with a French accent in the entire movie all over again!
clevernamehere From: clevernamehere Date: January 10th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)
My god, your icon rocks. Wherever did you get it? *resists molesting petting*
boicrazichica From: boicrazichica Date: January 10th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC) (Link)
i love this..great job!!
evilstorm From: evilstorm Date: January 10th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Adding another drop in the ocean.

OMG I LOFF I LOFF SQUEEEEEEE~

Pointless, but true.
kashmirdreamer From: kashmirdreamer Date: January 10th, 2005 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
i love you.

and this parody.
clevernamehere From: clevernamehere Date: January 10th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
CHRISTINE: They’ll never find you in here! You could ravish me and everything and no one would be able to stop you. You could totally get away with it!

Totally, TOTALLY what I was thinking. The Phantom can sex me up anytime he wants.

Another fantabulous m15m! I get back from seeing this, and wham bam, here's the m15m! *applauds*

Any icons in the works?
neytaritook From: neytaritook Date: January 10th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Another great one! Hurray! Thank you!
lpoufy From: lpoufy Date: January 10th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)
BRILLIANT!!!! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!! BRAVA
galindaupland From: galindaupland Date: January 10th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)
AHHH *dies* I havn't laughed that hard since your last movie in 15 minutes :)

May I friend?
pennywhistle From: pennywhistle Date: January 10th, 2005 02:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Excellent timing, I JUST got back from seeing the movie.

This was too funny!
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