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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.

ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.

Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.


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miwasatoshi From: miwasatoshi Date: January 10th, 2005 01:33 am (UTC) (Link)
m3c3h90 From: m3c3h90 Date: January 10th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Well not that this really matters, but I love you! It was hilarious again! Only you can take movies I liked and completely make fun of them and make me still love it! You are my angel of 15 minutes ;)
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: January 10th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
The best one you've done YET! XD
danica_enjolras From: danica_enjolras Date: January 10th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I would choose a favorite line...or 5...but I luff it all!!

And it can't help but make me wonder why Mme. Giry is the only one with a French accent in the entire movie all over again!
clevernamehere From: clevernamehere Date: January 10th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)
My god, your icon rocks. Wherever did you get it? *resists molesting petting*
boicrazichica From: boicrazichica Date: January 10th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC) (Link)
i love this..great job!!
evilstorm From: evilstorm Date: January 10th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Adding another drop in the ocean.


Pointless, but true.
kashmirdreamer From: kashmirdreamer Date: January 10th, 2005 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
i love you.

and this parody.
clevernamehere From: clevernamehere Date: January 10th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
CHRISTINE: They’ll never find you in here! You could ravish me and everything and no one would be able to stop you. You could totally get away with it!

Totally, TOTALLY what I was thinking. The Phantom can sex me up anytime he wants.

Another fantabulous m15m! I get back from seeing this, and wham bam, here's the m15m! *applauds*

Any icons in the works?
neytaritook From: neytaritook Date: January 10th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Another great one! Hurray! Thank you!
lpoufy From: lpoufy Date: January 10th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)
galindaupland From: galindaupland Date: January 10th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC) (Link)
AHHH *dies* I havn't laughed that hard since your last movie in 15 minutes :)

May I friend?
pennywhistle From: pennywhistle Date: January 10th, 2005 02:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Excellent timing, I JUST got back from seeing the movie.

This was too funny!
From: interlineas Date: January 10th, 2005 02:16 am (UTC) (Link)
I am currently wiping tears off my cheeks and regaining my breath.

gershwhen From: gershwhen Date: January 10th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant seems to be such and understatment here, but it's the only word that I can find that comes close!

Thanks for the MANY laughs.
ourfall From: ourfall Date: January 10th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh my god, how much do I love you for writing these? Utterly hilarious!!

My favorite parts had to be the scene on the roof of the opera house and the Phantom's lair for the second time (with the great kiss and the forwarding address and all that jazz), although the whole thing was fantastic and perfect. Methuselah Raoul? Come on. LOVE it.

And this: UGLY MONKEY BOX: OH SNAP. *ching* was the perfect way to end it.
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