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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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wokeupinnacar From: wokeupinnacar Date: January 10th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC) (Link)
I cackled insanely. And routinely was told to "Shut the Helk up!". Oh dad oh dad...
just_curious From: just_curious Date: January 10th, 2005 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
UGLY MONKEY BOX: What are you looking at me for? Look, I’ll call you when something happens.

*Dies laughing*
From: awarmgun Date: January 10th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC) (Link)
So, comment #987bajillion.

I want to have your writer babies. We should look into this, yes? And make sure they have your funny genes, because mine suck.

<3
From: fantomeq Date: January 10th, 2005 04:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Best. Parody. Ever. Seriously, you did an amazing job, and I love it! Keep up the good work!
aspoor From: aspoor Date: January 10th, 2005 04:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Hey, Cool!

That was wicked funny! I love PTO, and I loved your 15-min. version, too! *wink*

Oh, and YOU HAVE JUST BEEN THE VICTIM OF A RUN-BY-HUGGING, courtesy of the infamous Incense Faery! (That's just... what I do!)

*poof*
birkentree From: birkentree Date: January 10th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC) (Link)
A new m15m!

And so ensues the "laughing so hard you end up snorting like an epileptic pig" magic.
powercorrupts From: powercorrupts Date: January 10th, 2005 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, this made me laugh non-stop. Totally priceless. If I get time on my hands, I'd love to make some icons with some of the things you've got here. The book references were great, too - it added a good deal to the jokes.

Probably my favorite quick movie summary /evar/. But I guess I'm still alone in finding that this Phantom had a sexy voice? But then, I actually don't like the way classical-voice sounds with male voices, so go figure.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 10th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Honestly, I've never heard any version of the show, so I don't know any better, myself--I really liked this Phantom on several of the songs, particularly the actual "Phantom of the Opera" song. I think you're right--it's not that he had the best voice on the planet ever omg, but it was definitely a sexy voice.
ladyaltara From: ladyaltara Date: January 10th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Eeee! I love you!
I loved this movie, but I saw SO much potential for a Movie in 15 write-up! I'm SO glad you did this!
Can't wait for another one, hehe
natvach From: natvach Date: January 10th, 2005 04:40 am (UTC) (Link)

*loves*

CHRISTINE: And if he kidnaps me again, I’m going to be stuck down there forever… getting sexed up until the end of time, or until one of us dies from the massive amounts of constant, 24-7, day-and-night sexing.

SEXING! SEXING, YOU DUMB AND UTTER STUPID VAPID WHORE! *bangs head against wall* And it wasn't really that bad at all! Raoul over The Phantom? That's like picking Aaron Carter over Colin Farrell. Bad Christine. BAD.

Cleolinda, my firstborn, she is yours. Fabulous job.
howielove2101 From: howielove2101 Date: January 13th, 2005 05:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: *loves*

Raoul over The Phantom? That's like picking Aaron Carter over Colin Farrell. Bad Christine. BAD.


Dude, that rocked my socks!
bibsy From: bibsy Date: January 10th, 2005 04:41 am (UTC) (Link)

RAOUL: ARE YOU IN THERE WITH SOME VAMPIRE?

CHRISTINE: Will we get there any faster if I flash all of my thigh and possibly more?
THE PHANTOM: …Yes.

A RAT: Hey, baby.
MEG: AHHHHHHHHHH!

TROUPE: *bunny hops*
THE PHANTOM: BE MINE FOREVER AND I WILL CONSUME YOU IN A COMPLETELY NON-FIGURATIVE WAY UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
[Christine deploys her collapsible bodice, leaving her shoulders completely bare.]
RAOUL: *cries*

EVERYONE ELSE: OH MY GOD, HE’S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!

And of course I totally <3 the whole scene where she's trying to convince Erik to take her away. LOL! And OMG TEH SLASH! SNOWFLAKE!
*dies*
sarafinapekkala From: sarafinapekkala Date: January 10th, 2005 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Excellent.

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS DEATH DANCE TROUPE: *bunny hops*

I demand an icon. It will have the Dread Pirate Roberts' face pasteded on yay to a body in the motion of bunny hopping. Perhaps there shall be animation. And it will never stop being funny.
sore_de_ii_no From: sore_de_ii_no Date: January 10th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC) (Link)
And good times were had by all. Thanks for the chuckles.
stoic_failure From: stoic_failure Date: January 30th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh icon love.
his best talent in this movie by far.
From: laizeohbeets Date: January 10th, 2005 04:49 am (UTC) (Link)
It was all funny and good until THIS.

"THE PHANTOM: Oh, and the lovely Christine, who would be a perfect lead for my opera except for the fact that she is a CHEATING WHORE who prefers the Missing Hanson Brother to me."

I don't think I could have laughed any harder. Really.
chibi_rei From: chibi_rei Date: January 10th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC) (Link)
you are too awesome for words! XDDD I laffed so much <3
mlleraquel From: mlleraquel Date: January 10th, 2005 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
My roommate grew tired of asking me if I was going to be alright because I was practically on the floor from laughing so hard. That was freaking hilarious!
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