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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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savannahjan From: savannahjan Date: January 10th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bwahahahahaaa!!! I do not suggest reading this while students are quietly working at their desks. It is awfully hard to suppress the laughter.

Sidenote: You should revise and add the part where Mdm. Giry bitch slaps Buquet!!!

But really, you totally rock!

Wherever It Is That the Dancers Hang Out

BUQUET THE STAGEHAND: …And in the book, he’s got a hole where his nose ought to be, and his hands are cold and he’s like a cadaver all over!

SOME DANCER: But what about in the movie?

BUQUET: In the movie? He’s got a terrible… third degree… SUNBURN!

THE DANCERS: *scream and faint dead away*
blissfullyme From: blissfullyme Date: January 10th, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was the single funiest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I worship you!
fourth_moon From: fourth_moon Date: January 10th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
**30 straight minutes of hysterical laughing and giggling**

Okay, my boyfriend is now finally convinced that I'm crazy, but it's worth it.

Eleven pages of comments? I guess that equals fame. Deserved fame, this is brilliant from beginning to end. You picked up pretty much all the ripp-offs I saw (The black&white B&B film, Elephant men) plus some more.

This movie practically screams for parody: over-blown, full of idiosyncracies, but still oddly compelling.

Gods, this is hillarious. Thanks ever!
casualelegance From: casualelegance Date: January 10th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeee! I remember asking you ages ago on phantom_icons whther you would be doing this. Thank you thank you thank you.

*goes and revels in the glory of the phantom*

xXJaneXx

(fangirl)
myrafur From: myrafur Date: January 10th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
NO WORDS for the love, Cleo! Another masterpiece!

Great job!
absurdwords From: absurdwords Date: January 10th, 2005 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is so hysterically funny!
elirrina From: elirrina Date: January 10th, 2005 05:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's totally awesome!!
psychopompos From: psychopompos Date: January 10th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVED this movie! And I'm very grateful you did such a wonderful M15M for it. YOU ROCK.
psycho_female From: psycho_female Date: January 10th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOFL genious :) they should make a movie about you LOFL
girlfromsouth From: girlfromsouth Date: January 10th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love you. :) Especially the bit about the Phans and the chandelier (not gonna lie. i thought it!)
femaelstrom27 From: femaelstrom27 Date: January 10th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Chah :-] Speaking as a huge Phan, I was watching the movie and going "Any minute now, the chandelier is going to fall. And it's going to be awesome. Aaaaaaany minute now. Wait-wait for it..."

THE CHANDELIER: *does not fall*

ME: OMGWTFIUD GERARD BUTLER CAN'T EVEN DROP A CHANDELIER.
dtwirler From: dtwirler Date: January 10th, 2005 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
BRAVO!! Very well done :)
From: musicwmnvla Date: January 10th, 2005 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
totally awesome
you do a great job with these
From: silmaril Date: January 10th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Someone posted a link over at metaquotes, and I couldn't click it fast enough.

Thanks for the laughs, once again.
From: aaricia Date: January 10th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn, it would probably help if I had actually seen the movie, but no matter - this totally kicks ass.
prophecygirl_ From: prophecygirl_ Date: January 10th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you THANK YOU!

I have to go home to finish the rest but I laughed out loud so much it actually made the movie's existance bearable. Thank you so much for this!
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