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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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From: aaricia Date: January 10th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn, it would probably help if I had actually seen the movie, but no matter - this totally kicks ass.
prophecygirl_ From: prophecygirl_ Date: January 10th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you THANK YOU!

I have to go home to finish the rest but I laughed out loud so much it actually made the movie's existance bearable. Thank you so much for this!
femaelstrom27 From: femaelstrom27 Date: January 10th, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ok, my favorite part is definitely:

THE PHANTOM: [writing music]: Mornin’.

[She goes over to the Phantom and touches his face and he seems to dig it.]

CHRISTINE: So, I’m gonna take your mask off.

THE PHANTOM: Okay.

CHRISTINE: Peeling it off as we speak.

THE PHANTOM: Ten-four.

CHRISTINE: It’s totally coming off.

THE PHANTOM: Sure, have a party.

THE MASK: *comes off*

*can't. stop. laughing.*
newsong From: newsong Date: January 10th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Most excellent!

Favourite part:

CHRISTINE: Hey, you guys—?

RAOUL: *STABBITY!*

CHRISTINE: You guys—!

THE PHANTOM: *SLASHITY!*

CHRISTINE: It’s kind of cold out here—

FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?



LMAO!
From: waymerich Date: January 10th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh this was awesome!!
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halffling From: halffling Date: January 10th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bravo, Bravo! <33

I loooved this, you're a genius. Am fighting tempations to make icons... XD
kissmegoodbyex From: kissmegoodbyex Date: January 10th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
fucking hilarious
From: cellieotaku Date: January 10th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

<3

wonderful..I gotta go see the movie now LOL

Bring out the dramatic sheep!
la_belle_ange From: la_belle_ange Date: January 10th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. You kick ass!! <333
From: dreagonfli Date: January 11th, 2005 07:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Hey, uh, where'd the picture in your icon come from? Because it's yummy. I've seen several versions of it, different angles and stuff, but never that exact one.
From: katla_asriel Date: January 10th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee. I just wanted to say that you rock for all eternity, because my mom and I laughed crazily at this last night. I especially liked Carlotta's lines and the usage of OH SNAP, though everything was awesome beyond reason.

*bows down* I will seriously be one of the first in the world, or America, or my state, or my city, or something, to buy your book. *bookmarks*

-Katla
howielove2101 From: howielove2101 Date: January 13th, 2005 05:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Your icon made me snort. :D
lady_rumbottom From: lady_rumbottom Date: January 10th, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

=O

I've been a fan of your godly Movies in 15 Minutes since PoA, and still <3 them muchly. As well as your Lost parodies.

I think I can safely say you. Are. AWESOME.


::insert the million, getting-to-point exclamation points here::


I added you to the friend...communtawhat...thing so I could keep up with the m15m. And congradulations on the book deal =D.

Too lazy to go to the whole "THIS PART WAS GREATER THAN THE REST!!!", so I repeat...


AWESOME I TELL YOU!!!!!


Thank you for making my day.
milkradio From: milkradio Date: January 11th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
[The Phantom is woefully playing with his monkey.]

UGLY MONKEY BOX: GOD, not like THAT, you pervs.


Yes. Yes, I did think of it that way and I laughed out loud. This was great! <3
ayrdaomei From: ayrdaomei Date: January 11th, 2005 12:50 am (UTC) (Link)
THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS CORPS

Okay, if I hadn't already been slayed by "NOBODY EXPECTS ME!", this definitely would have done it. Great, great stuff ^_^ And word on the Meatloaf-yness of that bit towards the beginning ^_^
yogakills From: yogakills Date: January 11th, 2005 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)
I am linking this to all my friends, family, and any other random people that I might ever come in contact with. thanks!
sporkleflamingo From: sporkleflamingo Date: January 12th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

giggle

she really did, and converted me!

Fabulousness
pumpkins_n_pups From: pumpkins_n_pups Date: January 11th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
*sobs from laughter, and reminder of the sad, sad ending*

Uh yeah, this was pretty much brilliant. It made my day.
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