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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.

ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.

Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.


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From: katla_asriel Date: January 10th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee. I just wanted to say that you rock for all eternity, because my mom and I laughed crazily at this last night. I especially liked Carlotta's lines and the usage of OH SNAP, though everything was awesome beyond reason.

*bows down* I will seriously be one of the first in the world, or America, or my state, or my city, or something, to buy your book. *bookmarks*

howielove2101 From: howielove2101 Date: January 13th, 2005 05:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Your icon made me snort. :D
lady_rumbottom From: lady_rumbottom Date: January 10th, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)


I've been a fan of your godly Movies in 15 Minutes since PoA, and still <3 them muchly. As well as your Lost parodies.

I think I can safely say you. Are. AWESOME.

::insert the million, getting-to-point exclamation points here::

I added you to the friend...communtawhat...thing so I could keep up with the m15m. And congradulations on the book deal =D.

Too lazy to go to the whole "THIS PART WAS GREATER THAN THE REST!!!", so I repeat...


Thank you for making my day.
milkradio From: milkradio Date: January 11th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
[The Phantom is woefully playing with his monkey.]

UGLY MONKEY BOX: GOD, not like THAT, you pervs.

Yes. Yes, I did think of it that way and I laughed out loud. This was great! <3
ayrdaomei From: ayrdaomei Date: January 11th, 2005 12:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Okay, if I hadn't already been slayed by "NOBODY EXPECTS ME!", this definitely would have done it. Great, great stuff ^_^ And word on the Meatloaf-yness of that bit towards the beginning ^_^
yogakills From: yogakills Date: January 11th, 2005 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)
I am linking this to all my friends, family, and any other random people that I might ever come in contact with. thanks!
sporkleflamingo From: sporkleflamingo Date: January 12th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)


she really did, and converted me!

pumpkins_n_pups From: pumpkins_n_pups Date: January 11th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
*sobs from laughter, and reminder of the sad, sad ending*

Uh yeah, this was pretty much brilliant. It made my day.
coyotegoth From: coyotegoth Date: January 11th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
As if Joel Schumacher movies weren't funny enough on their own...
katrinaswift From: katrinaswift Date: January 11th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Le Awesome!

This is the most beautiful thing ever written.

I laughed so hard, I cried.

From: nepheles_tears Date: January 11th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)
*dies in a fit of laughter*
prncssaurora From: prncssaurora Date: January 11th, 2005 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Um, I love you. That is all. :D
invisiblelove From: invisiblelove Date: January 11th, 2005 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)
ROTFL! *FALLS ON THE FLOOR* Got a link to this from masque_icons. SO glad I found out about this. OMG rarely do I read something that has me literally LOL. Ooh man that was great!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 11th, 2005 03:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww! I can't believe they're doing a whole challenge around this. Y'all should tell me about this stuff--I love icons! : )
sagey1899 From: sagey1899 Date: January 11th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG *dies laughing*
that was brilliant!
Soooooo funny! I love!
corianderstem From: corianderstem Date: January 11th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Hell, I unabashedly loved the cheesiness that was the movie, and this was the funniest goddamn thing EVER.
piepiepie From: piepiepie Date: January 11th, 2005 03:26 am (UTC) (Link)
You're just an absolute genius, this was so hilarious!!!!

kazutakia From: kazutakia Date: January 11th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I have only seen the Phantom of the Opera live, and this was fugging hilarious!
I likes! Waaay too damn funny!
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