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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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paigedayspring From: paigedayspring Date: January 12th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I bow to your brilliance! Thank god I just read the book. :D
duckiemouse From: duckiemouse Date: January 12th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fantastic!

I've read your 15m version about ten times already, and it's just GREAT!

One thing I wanted to point out-- anyone notice how Christine had those white thigh highs on during the title song and Music of the Night... and yet after she faints and wakes up in the swan bed the next morning, they're missing?

Erik! You naughty boy, taking Christine's stockings!!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 12th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Fantastic!

You know, I just saw that on a movie mistakes site and I tucked the link away in Semagic for my next entry--I think my actual note was, "Oh, Phantom, you dog."
From: southern_sith Date: January 12th, 2005 09:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's official.

I have to see this movie now, though I don't think I'll be able to without hearing this bit in my head through the whole thing.

Friggin' brilliant!
renesakorza From: renesakorza Date: January 12th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

Budimpesta

Kathi! Na tvojem je livejournalu odista tesko ostaviti comment... trebalo mi je neko vrijeme da skuzim gdje moram pritisnuti!

Cuj, sto se tice Budapesta, je sigurno 100%. Ja tamo MORAM ici zato jer je to dio mojeg posla, pitanje je samo kojeg vikenda. Imao sam srecu sto cu imati sobu za dvije osobe tako da te mogu pozvati.

Ja cu ta dva dana biti zauzet samo par sati ujutro prvog dana ali od onda na dalje cu napokon biti slobodan pa se mozemo baciti u istrazivanje grada.

Ja bih ti rado vec sada rekao kada cu tocno ici ali to ovisi o jako puno faktora, pogotovo faks. Javit cu ti do ponedjeljka ili utorka. U svakom slucaju ce to biti tijekom jednog vikenda u drugom mjeseca.

Jedva cekam da se vidimo pa da se malo raspricamo i da napokon vidim taj Dunav kako bog zapovijeda o kojem mi baka stalno prica od djetinstva.

Procitaj moj najnoviji post.

Puno pozdrava, Rene
From: vladimirsever Date: January 12th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Budimpesta

Srećo, nisi skužio gdje moraš pritisnuti.

Puno sreće drugi put.

:)
oftheunderworld From: oftheunderworld Date: January 12th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
that....is the most awesome thing i've read in the longest time. maybe ever.

wonderful. applause, applause, perfect.

the awesome thing is, i think i thought about almost everything in here while watching the movie.

the only part missing is where christine is trembling on the floor of the phantom's lair, pretending to be scared.

yeah, that's right, pretending.

WOO. you are my official hero.
lycoris From: lycoris Date: January 12th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

I wish I had more time to say how much I loved this but I don't. So briefly - BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE PHANTOM: OMG YOU TRAMPSLUT WHOREBITCH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Possibly my favourite moment, bar Andre's "EVERYBODY PANIC!" Wonderfull, well done!
forever_polish From: forever_polish Date: January 12th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG, that was hilarious!
From: person__ality Date: January 12th, 2005 11:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hehehe...

Uh, yeah. I wanna say that I found your POA in 15 minutes through someone else (can't remember who right now), and thought it was absolutely fantastic. I've been a Phantom phan phorever, and only just realized yesterday that you have a Phantom story too!! I absolutely love it!! It is sooo funny!! I actually made an icon, cause I was in that kind of mood, but I don't have an animator, and I can't upload the pictures onto this text page. Poo. It was cute though. If I get it animated (somehow), I'll see if I can put it up. I love your stories though!!
drthbunnysliprs From: drthbunnysliprs Date: January 12th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cleo, you are brilliant, and I am friending you and I am promoting you, kk? xD I haven't had such a good laugh reading parodies in AGES, woman-- AGES!!! So I am printing this out with your copyright on it and I will read it over and over again. :) There are so many quotes I want to make icons out of, but I have to study for a midterm -_-; But for sure those quotes... ought to be copyrighted legally xD

Anyhow, thank you for writing this & sharing *wipes tears from eyes* omg that was so funny.

Another question: I thought I saw somewhere you were publishing an actual book of parodies?? Not sure b/c I was scanning, but correct me if I'm wrong =D
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 13th, 2005 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww, thank you so much! I'm working on the book as we speak--10 blockbusters from 1993-2003, Fifteen Minutes, etc. I'm running later with the manuscript than we expected, but it seems to be coming along well, and I think we'll still make the October release date that Orion wants. I just asked my agent to ask them where all it'll be coming out, so I'll be able to tell people that pretty soon.
very_nice_girl From: very_nice_girl Date: January 12th, 2005 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVE ITTT!
ginaamaya From: ginaamaya Date: January 13th, 2005 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh god that was so awesomely funny XD. *Prints*
crazy_kat_chan From: crazy_kat_chan Date: January 13th, 2005 01:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeaah.
This is somewhere around
"I want to have your children"
and
"I really want to have Erik's children"
From: yellowcloak Date: January 13th, 2005 02:22 am (UTC) (Link)
I love this. This is..LMAO. I laughed several times outloud..I never do that with fics anymore. I loved your HP one and I'm glad you did one for this too. Keep writing!
From: narcotic_dusk Date: January 13th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC) (Link)
HOLY. I just completely died laughing. Whoever wrote that is fucking brilliant. Thank you for that little ray of sunshine.
elsabroso From: elsabroso Date: January 13th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for that lovely bit of extremely funny weirdness!

I dub thee Ruler of all that Summarizes and Satirizes!

Hail!
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