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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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From: violet_fairy Date: January 13th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
If I were Perzhian, I would do it, but—no. Best of luck!


I LOVE IT! *dies of hysteria*
witchcat07 From: witchcat07 Date: January 13th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Love love love love love it!

Nice to know there are others out there who have also read the book (and in many ways prefer it, gotta love the Victoria/Edwardian imagery). This was my favourite bit:

"[Christine deploys her collapsible bodice, leaving her shoulders completely bare.]"

Which fits that scene sooooo well. *giggle*
From: nessie_cakes Date: January 14th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Holy. Shit.

You just made my life with this. <3333333
dalmuln From: dalmuln Date: January 14th, 2005 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)

genius

this is the most genius thing I've EVER read o.o I'm dying here!! Dying! XD XD XD
stormarrow From: stormarrow Date: January 14th, 2005 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)

I loved this!!

I love this so much!! Though I enjoyed the movie and the play. But during the under water scene I kept thinking of Finding Nemo and dory saying "Escapee- hey this kind of looks like escape!" lol. I have no idea why but what he turns under water looks like the thing Dory reads lol.
simpleton1001 From: simpleton1001 Date: January 14th, 2005 02:49 am (UTC) (Link)
lol. that was an awesome summary of it all

<3
photoelectric From: photoelectric Date: January 14th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC) (Link)
That was HILARIOUS. And really, a quite fitting summary. I have a question. My brother would like to do this for his drama course's variety show, and he wants your permission. Is that okay with you?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 14th, 2005 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Only if 1) the script is credited to Cleolinda Jones where necessary and 2) you send me a tape of the performance, because that's frickin' awesome. Dude!
From: misckelly Date: January 14th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC) (Link)
I have never laughed harder in my life. Thank you for your great post!
melaniedavidson From: melaniedavidson Date: January 14th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
...So I wasn't the only one noticing how the Phantom's scarring magically becomes so much worse between her taking off his mask for the first time, and her taking off his mask onstage.

That was so funny. I'm sure everyone's wondering about the hysterical laughter and shouts of "Preening arm!" and "To arms!" coming from my room.
mufwarprincess From: mufwarprincess Date: January 14th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC) (Link)
This makes me really really happy. xD When I'm having a bad day I can pull this up on my browser, read it, and instantly feel 100% better. You rock! :D *hearts* :p

"I keel you Fabio!" <-- so amusing. :)
phantomaddict From: phantomaddict Date: January 14th, 2005 05:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Awesome

Excellent- thanks for the laugh!
jay_chan From: jay_chan Date: January 14th, 2005 06:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Not that you need any more comments...

BUT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! XD XD XD XD You have made my evening.
From: listliss Date: January 14th, 2005 06:48 am (UTC) (Link)

I loved it!

Brilliant!
randomlancila From: randomlancila Date: January 14th, 2005 08:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Absolutely brilliant. You are AMAZING.

*goes to pimp this to my friends page*
From: dewyeyed Date: January 14th, 2005 10:18 am (UTC) (Link)
I love your m15ms, but I dunno why, they keep getting less funny. I think its cause the humour's getting a bit old? -shrug- Heh. My favourite one's Troy. :)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 14th, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
That doesn't bode well for the book, then.
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