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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.

ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.

Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.


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From: ibelong2me Date: January 14th, 2005 01:30 pm (UTC) (Link)


Omg that was EXCELLENTLY written!!!!
From: lerouret_9999 Date: January 14th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was BRILLIANT!! Thanks for making my morning!
__silent_wishes From: __silent_wishes Date: January 14th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was absolutely fucking HILARIOUS! You kick some major ass, dude! *high fives*
xxshylockxx From: xxshylockxx Date: January 14th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was so brilliant, I think I may have broken my spleen. Every single time I saw METHUSELAH RAOUL I cracked up.

roseinthewinter From: roseinthewinter Date: January 14th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

And I LOVE your icon.
mathfu From: mathfu Date: January 16th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha cleavage. Good one! I voted for Lemony Snicket, but yeah man this is totally awesome.
cmere From: cmere Date: January 16th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC) (Link)
I WORSHIP YOU. I will build a shrine in your honor.
slayingyou From: slayingyou Date: January 16th, 2005 07:45 am (UTC) (Link)
This is frocking amazing. AMAZING. I'm sending the link to nearly everyone I know... :)
jesta_ariadne From: jesta_ariadne Date: January 16th, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
AAAH!! Oh my goodness, I love this to pieces. XD So true... That is all. *goes off to reread bits*
hermionep3 From: hermionep3 Date: January 16th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Falls off of chair*

OMG! I love you, cleolinda! You are absolutely briliant! You have made my day!

Now, if only I knew who actually MADE the icon I'm using!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 16th, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: *Falls off of chair*

That's one of mine from the batch of 60+ in the very next entry on this comm. : )
veritaserum__ From: veritaserum__ Date: January 16th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
HOLY!!! *dies of laughter* that is the best. oh oh and you know right after raoul is like "why make her lie to you to save meeeeeeeee???" there's this sound like rrriwwrr! and it TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE ELMO! *dies again*
reddgray From: reddgray Date: January 16th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
i love carlotta and mme giry..."with a k or a c?"
LMFAO i am printing this out and having its babies
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 16th, 2005 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awww, glad you enjoyed it. But watch out for the paper cuts...
From: bergerka Date: January 16th, 2005 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)


I'm practically crying, I'm laughing so hard, and my boyfriend is looking at me funny.
From: howdydudey108 Date: January 16th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
this is GREAT!!! I already have an icon from it (as you can obviously see) but I it definitely rocked my socks. I'm going back to see the movie again tonight and I'm going to be giggling madly to myself the whole time. You have great talent, my friend!
brightone From: brightone Date: January 16th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I never should have read this before I saw the movie. But I did and could not get certain lines out of my head while I was watching. Even though I liked the movie.

I definitely thought Raoul ran off to the bathroom during the Masquerade scene. I was trying not to laugh when he bolted and left Christine there to the Phantom's tender mercies. Heh. And then he comes back in, re-fastening his belt. Or possibly putting on his sword. I'm inclined to go with totally inappropriately timed bathroom break though.
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