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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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kuromitsu From: kuromitsu Date: January 17th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was absolutely brilliant. xDDDD

CHRISTINE: Daddy? Is that you?
VOICE FROM THE DAAÉ TOMB: …Sure, if that’s your kink.


Genius, I say, pure genius. xD
shiningshadow26 From: shiningshadow26 Date: January 17th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are teh spiff.

Seriously, you totally just made my cold-ridden flu-infested 36-frickin-degrees-below zero day and made me laugh with a really, really sore throat. Oh well, I can't complain :P Sending all my friends, family, acquaintances and strangers here to appreciate the genius.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 17th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awww! I hope you feel better soon. : )
solan_t From: solan_t Date: January 17th, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
So funny. But only because it's so true!
From: defined Date: January 17th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG! I loved it! That was so awesome and so true!
From: sweetsinger7426 Date: January 17th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
omg, i loved that as much as i love the actual movie (which is a lot)!

lmao... Opera Dollhouse of Crazy... funny stuff.
rogue_wicket From: rogue_wicket Date: January 17th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lmao! CHRISTINE: Well, damn, I didn’t know all your hair was going to fall off, too!
ahahahaha... MOO HA HA.....*laughs some more*
sunnyrea From: sunnyrea Date: January 17th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know you have a million comments but this is hilarious! I love too many parts of it to tell you them all and i just want to say hurrah!

I esspeically love that you added in the Erik thing and the chandelier falling at the wrong time thing *huge grin*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 17th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I read the book two months ago and loved it. What can I say? : )
lothlorienbaby From: lothlorienbaby Date: January 17th, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh Lord, I think my head just exploded. I think it happened when I read "Missing Hanson Brother." Excellent, as always.
fluoridated From: fluoridated Date: January 17th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha--this is that much better after reading the book.

ALSO NOTE: Still funny after reading it 20 times.
mialattia From: mialattia Date: January 18th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant. Pure genious. Yep. X3~~
kinkyprude From: kinkyprude Date: January 18th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC) (Link)
You probably don't need more comments, but this is the funniest effen thing I've read in a long time.
Only problem? When I go see the movie this weekend, I'm going to giggle uncontrollably through the entire thing.
From: wind_up_robot Date: January 18th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC) (Link)
FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?


HAHAHA. xD

this was the funniest thing i've read in a really, really long time. great stuff +bookmarks
distractogirl From: distractogirl Date: January 18th, 2005 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, so I got here via i_wank on journal fen, because I had to see what the fuss was about.

*fangirls you*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 18th, 2005 03:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee!

*fangirls you back for fangirling me*
batarde From: batarde Date: January 18th, 2005 02:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant! I love all your M15M, even the ones for movies I haven't seen!

But this one, by far the best. I couldn't stop laughing through the actual movie, I kept thinking 'What happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto' but this was even better. I tip my hat to you.
nocturnalflaw From: nocturnalflaw Date: January 18th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm obsessed with the movie, and let me say, this is the BEST parody I've EVER read. EVEEERR.

Great. Keep up the work. I love you. LMFAO. :)
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