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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

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sunnyrea From: sunnyrea Date: January 17th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know you have a million comments but this is hilarious! I love too many parts of it to tell you them all and i just want to say hurrah!

I esspeically love that you added in the Erik thing and the chandelier falling at the wrong time thing *huge grin*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 17th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I read the book two months ago and loved it. What can I say? : )
lothlorienbaby From: lothlorienbaby Date: January 17th, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh Lord, I think my head just exploded. I think it happened when I read "Missing Hanson Brother." Excellent, as always.
fluoridated From: fluoridated Date: January 17th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha--this is that much better after reading the book.

ALSO NOTE: Still funny after reading it 20 times.
mialattia From: mialattia Date: January 18th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant. Pure genious. Yep. X3~~
kinkyprude From: kinkyprude Date: January 18th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC) (Link)
You probably don't need more comments, but this is the funniest effen thing I've read in a long time.
Only problem? When I go see the movie this weekend, I'm going to giggle uncontrollably through the entire thing.
From: wind_up_robot Date: January 18th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC) (Link)
FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?


HAHAHA. xD

this was the funniest thing i've read in a really, really long time. great stuff +bookmarks
distractogirl From: distractogirl Date: January 18th, 2005 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, so I got here via i_wank on journal fen, because I had to see what the fuss was about.

*fangirls you*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 18th, 2005 03:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee!

*fangirls you back for fangirling me*
batarde From: batarde Date: January 18th, 2005 02:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant! I love all your M15M, even the ones for movies I haven't seen!

But this one, by far the best. I couldn't stop laughing through the actual movie, I kept thinking 'What happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto' but this was even better. I tip my hat to you.
nocturnalflaw From: nocturnalflaw Date: January 18th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm obsessed with the movie, and let me say, this is the BEST parody I've EVER read. EVEEERR.

Great. Keep up the work. I love you. LMFAO. :)
ricashaye From: ricashaye Date: January 18th, 2005 04:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, this is awesome!
spiralstairs From: spiralstairs Date: January 18th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
XD Aw, fantastic. As usual.

You should try and get all of your fifteen minute movies published in a big collection. ^_^
aurora_borialis From: aurora_borialis Date: January 18th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC) (Link)
I just got back from seeing it. So I had to read it in 15 minutes as well. It was fantabulous! I want a completely lusty, seductive, gourgeous phantom living in my basement... *pouts* Christine just has to have all of them... XD
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 18th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Nee hee hee! I enjoy your icon. : )
geminisugarhi From: geminisugarhi Date: January 18th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Yes yes yes yes yes!

Okay, so I basically laughed until I cried and made these strange choking noises because I was trying to laugh silently, so my roommate probably thinks I'm mental, but I don't care because that was so GOOD!

I also have a question--was your "Moo Ha Ha" taken from the Shoebox Project, or am I being a delusional fangirl and looking for connections that aren't there?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 18th, 2005 05:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Yes yes yes yes yes!

Actually, I got it from bibliotech--I had been writing it as "MUAHAHAHA," but I liked "MOO HA HA" better after I saw her use it in regular journal entries/comments. I have no idea where she got it from.

(What's the Shoebox Project?)
dee_emm From: dee_emm Date: January 18th, 2005 07:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Rocks. Incredibly.
eruvadhril From: eruvadhril Date: January 18th, 2005 09:36 am (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hillarious yay! I want the book plzkthx.
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