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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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xunder___scorex From: xunder___scorex Date: January 20th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
BEAUTIFUL!! I loved that movie And... Agh. SO GOOD!!! asdfghjkl;'

Wordds cannot express goodness!!!
the_gren From: the_gren Date: January 20th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Absolutely adored it. Thank you, for this.
sleepingtink From: sleepingtink Date: January 20th, 2005 05:09 am (UTC) (Link)
That was hysterical!!! Oh, my God! ::has tears::
stolen_bliss From: stolen_bliss Date: January 20th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant. *golf clap*

YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON I HAVE MET THAT THINKS THAT MOVIE!RAOUL LOOKS LIKE A HANSON! YES! I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

*you rock my socks and I wish to bear your child.*
lourdesmont From: lourdesmont Date: January 20th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ohmigod!

I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard!

Thank you so much - it is brilliant! - and you have nailed the movie right on the head.

I just had to link to this in my journal.
From: lostmiseashellz Date: January 20th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
omg. *keels over* this is awesome. i am sooo joining this community.
fanfic_lover From: fanfic_lover Date: January 20th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
*dies*
Funniest thing I've read in AGES! I love you! <3<3
obsetress From: obsetress Date: January 20th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lmao, that was truly beautiful; I loved it
surfergirl17 From: surfergirl17 Date: January 20th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not that you havent heard it before but OMG laughs self senseless. Extra points for the use of Dread Pirate Roberts.
From: khallandra Date: January 21st, 2005 01:41 am (UTC) (Link)

LOL

That's great.
bumbadabum From: bumbadabum Date: January 21st, 2005 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)
haha!! that was gr8!!!
darkartscat From: darkartscat Date: January 21st, 2005 06:04 am (UTC) (Link)

I just *HAD TO* make this 666 comments!!!!

Couldn't resist!!!

After all.....it's the chandelier of DOOM! DUHHHHH! DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUNNNN!!!!!!
From: captain_galaxy Date: January 21st, 2005 10:51 am (UTC) (Link)
i love you icon
From: squirrlinmakeup Date: January 21st, 2005 07:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was hilarious, and you convinced me to see the movie. I really didnt want to but now I have to. Just like Troy, I sat down for three life draining hours so I could laugh at the "Cousin, totally cousin" bit and "Squee its Boromir"...I did squee by the way.


The best parody was of course Carlotta
"CARLOTTA: I hate-a you alla so verreh, verreh much."

dies from funny
luna_norvegese From: luna_norvegese Date: January 21st, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh. My. God. That was brilliant!! *loves, loves, loves, loves*

CHRISTINE: So, I'm gonna take your mask off.
THE PHANTOM: Okay.
CHRISTINE: Peeling it off as we speak.
THE PHANTOM: Ten-four.
CHRISTINE: It’s totally coming off.
THE PHANTOM: Sure, have a party.
THE MASK: *comes off*
THE PHANTOM: OMG YOU TRAMPSLUT WHOREBITCH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CHRISTINE: But I—you said—
THE PHANTOM: YOU CAN NEVER EVER LEAVE MY BATCAVE NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MY ACCURSED RADIATION BURNS!


How could you not love the film? *falls off the chair laughing*
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