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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.

ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.

Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.


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pervy_slash_kid From: pervy_slash_kid Date: January 24th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC) (Link)
I love the movie. I mean hardcore LOVE. Seriously, I love it more than my brother. This made me giggle and chuckle, and then cough because I have the flu. You are fantastic!
regen From: regen Date: January 24th, 2005 04:25 am (UTC) (Link)
YOU ARE MY HERO. *worships*
mambaramba From: mambaramba Date: January 24th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Olive Juice!!! Thanks for the happy moments!!! ten-four!
the_lorelei From: the_lorelei Date: January 24th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Great. Now everytime I see a picture of him in that red outfit I yell out, "NO ONE EVER EXPECTS ME!" *cracks up* I loved that.

*thumbs up* Your movie scripts send me to giggle fits everytime.
scrtone_4vrhddn From: scrtone_4vrhddn Date: January 25th, 2005 08:07 am (UTC) (Link)
i thought you 15 minutes Phantom was hilarious. i could not stop laughing!!!
inmyheadx2 From: inmyheadx2 Date: January 25th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)


Bravo, Bravo, Bravisimo!
lissybrand From: lissybrand Date: January 25th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
O M G - its absolutely brilliant - I LOVE your work !!! I watched the movie last night and it was amazing !! But your version is 100x better
embroideress From: embroideress Date: January 25th, 2005 10:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROFL Hilarious!
sydpenguinbunny From: sydpenguinbunny Date: January 25th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
haha! I love it! :) be my Phriend
lozr4liphe From: lozr4liphe Date: January 26th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)


After seeing the ending of that movie and being so depressed you sure can make a girl laugh. Good job.
sexydobbs426 From: sexydobbs426 Date: January 27th, 2005 12:45 am (UTC) (Link)
i don't know you... but your movies are AWESOME! I laughed constantly! keep it up!!!
czarina_boomkat From: czarina_boomkat Date: January 27th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is too tempting not to put into my journal. Lord, what a fabulous imagination. Well done I say.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 27th, 2005 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Glad you enjoyed it! Just make sure you don't repost the whole thing--I've been asking people not to do that. : )
From: maevealina Date: January 27th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)


I loved it. So verreh, verreh much.
operafantome From: operafantome Date: January 27th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh my gosh, I absolutely adore this to death! I've read it at least 5 times the past week! It's hilarious every time!! I love your work!!
Luv, XXX
katherine_15 From: katherine_15 Date: January 27th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
::completely adores you::

I loved, loved, loved the "terrible… third degree… SUNBURN!" part. Mucho awesomeness and hilarity in your work. I have to admit I watched the movie mostly partly because I wanted to read your FANtabulous parody.

::hearts muchly::

Ps. Can't wait for your book!
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