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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.

ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.

Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.


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fallen_shadow68 From: fallen_shadow68 Date: January 30th, 2005 01:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Absolute brilliance!!!
_incredulous From: _incredulous Date: January 30th, 2005 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
LMFAO. I was in tears through most of this. I think it is my favorite yet. *goes to upload 4398234098 Phantom m15m icons to GJ with credit obviously*
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 30th, 2005 04:08 am (UTC) (Link)
God, I wish that LJ had the icon capacity that GJ has.

(And thanks. : )
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bandogurl From: bandogurl Date: January 30th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC) (Link)
when i first heard of this, i was prepared to be offended. but i wasn't! i laughed so hard i snorted! good job!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 30th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww! I try to parody with affection. : )
angelustony85 From: angelustony85 Date: January 30th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I loved it!
bellemarie From: bellemarie Date: January 30th, 2005 08:56 am (UTC) (Link)


WOW.. just... WOW
I laughed so hard I CRIED... throughout the WHOLE THING! And I don't often laugh that hard!!
laracroft From: laracroft Date: January 30th, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love you. So much. Everything. Heart.
From: lekolite Date: January 30th, 2005 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)


This is classic. Amazing! I read this before seeing the movie, and now after. A true talent.

FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
post_no_bills From: post_no_bills Date: January 30th, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh lord that was hilarious

i think i scared my neighbors cause i was laughing so hard.

contemplating making spoofy icons
will link back and give credit, fo sho
From: ichoosephantom Date: January 31st, 2005 01:51 am (UTC) (Link)

favorite movie ever

Yes phantom is my favorite movie ever, found this quite entertaining THANKS! Hehehehehehe...still find it funny
fiammore From: fiammore Date: January 31st, 2005 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, God. I know you have no idea who I am, but I have to tell you that this is the single-most hilarious thing I have ever read in my entire life. I really didn't like the movie, just because Emmy Rossum and Gerard Butler have nothing on Sarah Brightman and Michael Crawford, but this was hilarious!
romancetherain From: romancetherain Date: January 31st, 2005 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)

you are my hero

okay...so this was about the most brilliant thing I have ever read...I laughed...I laughed...and I laughed some more...in fact, my throat is sore from the endless amount of chuckles I was just provided with. Thank you "You have truly made my night."
classic_kiss From: classic_kiss Date: January 31st, 2005 02:32 am (UTC) (Link)
I really loved the way you added the book and showed how different it was

15 minutes i can relive. good job
bribitribbit From: bribitribbit Date: January 31st, 2005 05:13 am (UTC) (Link)
I so would have picked the Phantom. He's hot and he had a bad past and his voice is sexy. What's not to like?
arykahmarye From: arykahmarye Date: January 31st, 2005 06:59 am (UTC) (Link)


The first time i read this i started to leak in the pants, i was laughing so hard. I still laugh everytime i read it, and make all my buddies read after they've seen the movie.

Well done.
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