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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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From: synthetic_venom Date: February 25th, 2005 01:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
that was hilarious.

hehehe
awaiimiko From: awaiimiko Date: February 25th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL that was awesome!!
kitty_purrfect From: kitty_purrfect Date: February 25th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh so cool, I've fallen. The thing that really creeped me out about the old Madame Giry thing was that she seemed so much older than old Raoul, but he's like twenty something and she's had a daughter a couple of years younger than his girlfriend, so it's all a bit dodgy if you ask me. Plus she's like just a bit older than the phantom, which makes it all really pervy that he's focused on a twenty or so year old girl.
paris_pinkxo From: paris_pinkxo Date: February 25th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is soo hysterical! I love it!! I crack up every time I read about the hanson boy! Haha. Soo funny!! :) Great idea!
From: sweet_x3_kissz Date: February 26th, 2005 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
hysterical! totally made my day!
unheardpublic From: unheardpublic Date: February 26th, 2005 05:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Benissmo! I love you and your writing style. I await your book!

Z
bane_huntress From: bane_huntress Date: February 26th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
the Phantom enters dressed as the Red Death, or the Spanish Inquisition, or something.]

THE PHANTOM: NO ONE EVER EXPECTS ME!

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*falls over laughing like a loon...* I think this was the best line, not seen the movie yet, but I want to know! LOL
iheartharry From: iheartharry Date: February 26th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
quite possibly the worst way you could have parodied that. sorry...I love the rest of your stuff esp. HP and the Day After Tomorrow, but I can't stand this one.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: February 26th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, I'm sorry it didn't work for you. What do you think I could have done differently? (I'm completely serious here.)
From: dorkluver Date: February 26th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
awww!!! this is so awesome!!!!
stoopid_barbie From: stoopid_barbie Date: February 27th, 2005 01:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Well it just doesn't get much better than this. XD SO funneh. I loved it!
From: valex_design Date: February 27th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
wow!!!Wonderful work!!!I will add you to my friends list..and your work to my favs and memories!!!Completly great Work, sweetie!!!<3
From: melovesbilly Date: February 27th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
VOICE FROM THE DAAÉ TOMB: NO IT’S NOT! I’M TOTALLY HER DAD! DADDY LOVES YOU, CHRISTINE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAH. I love you. So verreh, verreh much-a.

You're going to have to drag my dead carcass away from your community now. Congrats. :D
mysecretwindow From: mysecretwindow Date: February 28th, 2005 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)
That was the FUNNIEST thing I have seen all day.

I LOVE IT!!!!

I'm so glad that you put in the part about the chandelier becusue I was like "wtf?" when I saw the movie.

arynna From: arynna Date: February 28th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC) (Link)
*SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL*
hehe...this totally made my night
rorydedog From: rorydedog Date: March 1st, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
WOW!
I commend you, That is FANTASTIC!
Good luck with your writing :)
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