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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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ciara_belle From: ciara_belle Date: January 9th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
*dies laughing* Hilarious, as usual!

Except I really need to stop reading these before I go see the movies, because then I end up giggling through the whole thing. My mom said I practically ruined Troy for her because I kept quoting lines from your Movie in 15 Minutes. ^_^
anavidfan From: anavidfan Date: January 9th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Personally, I'm one of those who loved the movie, though I can see why others would not. Despite our different opinions, this was absolutely hilarious (and all too true)!

Brava!
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 9th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I actually enjoyed the movie, myself. In fact, I don't know that I've ever done a movie I actually hated. Yet.
chichiri_no_da From: chichiri_no_da Date: January 9th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
chichiri_no_da From: chichiri_no_da Date: January 9th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I haven't seen the movie yet, but I've seen the broadway show 5 times and OMG so funny!

One thing, though. Dude, the "More Movies in Fifteen Minutes" link takes me to MY memories. WTF?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 9th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Weeeeird. Lemme look into that.
From: amberishjewel Date: January 9th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh... my... God... - Laughs her ass off. - I loved this, thanks. I case you couldn't tell by my icons, I'm a Phan too.
budclare From: budclare Date: January 9th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think that this is my favorite one yet. You nearly killed me, dammit. Thank you. :)
From: amberishjewel Date: January 9th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
- Points up to her icon. -

THE PHANTOM: Hey, could you stand here by the gate for a moment?

RAOUL: No problem.

THE PHANTOM: Awesome. Hold this rope for me while I tie you up with the other one.

RAOUL: Sure thing.

THE PHANTOM: HA HA! I HAVE YOU NOW, VICOMTE!

RAOUL: HEY!

THE PHANTOM: AND NOW I STRANGLE YOU WITH THE OTHER ROPE!

RAOUL: Ohhhhhh, my hand at the level of my eyes—NGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
jackdante From: jackdante Date: January 9th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was beautiful. Simply beautiful. Why don't they let you script these things yet?
elspethsheir From: elspethsheir Date: January 9th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
THE PHANTOM: NO ONE EVER EXPECTS ME!

Oh, this slayed me.

THE PHANS: OMG WHERE IS THE FALLING CHANDELIER?!
THE PHANS: GOD, FINALLY.

::whispers:: This was me. I got over it.

Brilliant!
lorien__ From: lorien__ Date: January 9th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
*gets back on the chair*

HILLARIOUS!! LOVED IT!!! *kinda wish i could've read this before i saw it*

THE PHANTOM: I KEEL YOU, FABIO! *hee! sissy galore*

oh anyone... someone... ICONS ;)

Lorien__
cheerleader and nutcase
shaylagirl From: shaylagirl Date: January 10th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG!

totally *HEART* your icon!

prettyprettypretty please may i nab? :)
melodychild77 From: melodychild77 Date: January 9th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hope you know that the movie is just like, RUINED for me because I'm going to be doing 2 things: 1) Looking at all the boobage, and 2) Waiting for Raoul to say "OH SNAP."

Seriously, that was fantastic. Best one of your movies in 15 I have ever read!
gabhriel From: gabhriel Date: January 9th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
So. Awesome.
mizziebabie77 From: mizziebabie77 Date: January 9th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
BRAVO! OMG I have never laughed so hard!!

Loving you,
Shannon
true_mad_hatter From: true_mad_hatter Date: August 18th, 2009 11:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

More icon love

It's so nice to find out I'm not the only one who's watched Bluth and Goldman's Thumeblina. Barry Manilow's song rocked my socks.
punkiejeannien From: punkiejeannien Date: January 9th, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
SCORE!!!!!!!!

no one expects the spanish inquisition...

CHRISTINE: And I mean, really, it’s not like he’s a leper or anything… really, you could just have him sleep on the right side of the bed and he’d look just fine if you were lying on the other side… really fine…

on the nose!

i want to be you :o)
sampaguita_blue From: sampaguita_blue Date: January 9th, 2005 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
FAB-U-LOUS... Say, you don't mind if I borrow Phantom!_Gerard and</u> the monkey box for a night do you?
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