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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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bmystery From: bmystery Date: August 24th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Quite possibly the best satire I've read in a long time. Very fun! I finally got around to watching the new movie. It's hard to believe I've gotten this far in life and not ever been exposed to it.

Keep it up! :)
ducttapeofdoom From: ducttapeofdoom Date: September 2nd, 2005 07:32 am (UTC) (Link)
*dies* you are my hero!!! *bows and starts worshipping Cleo* I first read your Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes, and now this one and you are my goddess!!!

CHRISTINE: Hmm. Everyone’s dressed in black and and white and gold. I think my giant pink dress will blend in just fine, particularly if neither of us wear masks, even though we’re on the downlow.

RAOUL: Why must we sneak around like this, Christine?
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CHRISTINE: Our engagement must be secret, Raoul! I know—I’ll hide the big sparkly ring in my cleavage! No one EVER looks there!

[Suddenly, the lights drop and the music goes evil and the Phantom enters dressed as the Red Death, or the Spanish Inquisition, or something.]

THE PHANTOM: NO ONE EVER EXPECTS ME!

you put a monty python refrence in!!! *builds shrine to Cleo* nice job with the copyright thingy too...
therandomjester From: therandomjester Date: September 3rd, 2005 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From: ex_krazycat651 Date: September 6th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Finally saw that movie tonight, just because I wanted to read this.

The movie was so-so, but this totally made it worth it :)
From: kahlul8tr Date: September 15th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)

WOW

That is super awesome..I can't stop telling people about it..GREAT JOB..I was laughing so hard..
From: primadonnadiva Date: September 15th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was hysterical! I absolutely loved it! :D

My friend and I saw the show the other day, and she made me laugh by whispering, "Daddy loves you, Christine!" I tried so hard not to disturb the people around me.
From: gerardsangel Date: September 16th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

hysterical

This was absolutely brilliant. It's like you're MST3King the movie. I laughed nearly all the way through. I hope you don't mind this. I printed it off so my mom could read it because she doesn't have internet access. She said it was wonderful. You're incredibly gifted. *runs off to read 'Troy' and 'Hidalgo'*

P.S. Really liked the ending where Raoul had to drag Christine away. That's more believable, I think.
pingy_pongoes From: pingy_pongoes Date: September 23rd, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
so funny,and i love you.
_tehriah From: _tehriah Date: September 24th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Brilliance. Sheer and utter brilliance. I applaude you. And your brilliance. >.>
crendice From: crendice Date: September 30th, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
My God! I enjoyed this so much!! :D

thank you for writing such a wonderful summary :D
i_lust_severus From: i_lust_severus Date: October 6th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh em gee, I'm really late on commenting..... but I've only just read it now!

ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL... I was dying of laughter. I bow to you.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: October 6th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't worry, you're early for the book. : )
there_not_here From: there_not_here Date: October 7th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)
I laughed, I cried... I even wet myself a little bit... I LOVED IT
gemfyre From: gemfyre Date: October 9th, 2005 04:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Said it before (probably multiple times) but I gotta say it again.

Brilliance! Sheer brilliance!

It still has me in stitches and I've read it like, 20 times.

And now onto 'constructive comments' or whatever.
- I adore how you've referred to both books and the musical and OTHER stories. You rock my socks.
- You need to "15minuteize" more movies I've seen - but that would mean you'd need to know which movies I've seen. Labyrinth could be cool.
isha_libran From: isha_libran Date: October 14th, 2005 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Loved the SLASHITY and the STABBITY bits. But this...

[The Phantom is woefully playing with his monkey.]

UGLY MONKEY BOX: GOD, not like THAT, you pervs.


I actually spit out what I was eating at the time! But I don't blame you for ruining my screen cause I'm still chuckling!

PS: How do I take icons, btw? I promise I'll credit.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: October 14th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just save them to your computer like any other image, and go upload them at the user pictures page on LJ. : )
silver_venus42 From: silver_venus42 Date: October 19th, 2005 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)
That was AWESOME! HOLY GOD! You complete me.
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