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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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helovesyoumore From: helovesyoumore Date: May 29th, 2006 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
The allusions to The Princess Bride are my favorite parts of these.

I love it. <3
2edged From: 2edged Date: June 23rd, 2006 04:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Laughed 'til I cried.
May I steal "I NOOSE YOU!" ?
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: June 23rd, 2006 06:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Sure. (What for?)
stavegirl From: stavegirl Date: June 23rd, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was freaking hilarious! Raoul is such a girl!
From: femmefatale4160 Date: July 9th, 2006 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was absolutely brilliant. I love you now. Marry me.
nekkid_elf_porn From: nekkid_elf_porn Date: July 9th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
:3 First of all, I <3 you and your work.

Second, can I use the part where Christine is removing Erik's mask for the first time in a lil comic and post it on Devaintart.com? *_*;; I'll try not to mangle it too much. -pleads- I'll also give you credit, of course.
winter_serenity From: winter_serenity Date: July 15th, 2006 09:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh. Em. Eff. Jee. You are god.

I only just found this and laughed *so hard* when I read the boobtastic comments.
I saw the movie with a friend and now, everytime we first see each other, we pull down the collars of our shirts, shmush our boobs, and pant a la FantasticGarters!Christine and OhnoTEHSCEEREH!Christine.
winter_serenity From: winter_serenity Date: July 15th, 2006 09:32 am (UTC) (Link)
PS. Raoul = Gerhlee Mahn
And I want your babies.
smumma6125 From: smumma6125 Date: July 18th, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
I just followed this link from the GB.net forums (in your sig) and I have to say that your POTO in 15 minutes was HEE-LAIR-EE-US! XD Nice job with it and boo on those people who didn't enjoy it for what it was. >:(

Thanks for doing this. :)
gablazes From: gablazes Date: August 1st, 2006 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG THAT WAS GREAT.
lunavixenwolf From: lunavixenwolf Date: August 28th, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
That made me laugh the whole entire time! Too funny!! Phantom playing w/ his monkey!*Snerk!*
pheonixsong11 From: pheonixsong11 Date: September 1st, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
hahahaha! that's great! i'd been thinking about writing a phantom parady, but never really got around to it. you should see the play, it's cool.
xcarolinax From: xcarolinax Date: September 5th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am so glad someone else noticed the Beauty and the Beast-esque candleabras. It drove me bonkers none of my friends had seen that movie.

In conclusion you are amazing for writing these.
From: piccologurl156 Date: September 13th, 2006 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Awesome

Aha, I loved that! Very amusing, let me tell ya
eternalslacker From: eternalslacker Date: September 19th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Is loser and has read this before without commenting* Just reread it while watching the movie and studying as the same time. I love this stuff!
elisabetta611 From: elisabetta611 Date: September 21st, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just had to tell you how much I LOVE this!
mizamour From: mizamour Date: October 8th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC) (Link)

yay!

THAT. WAS. ABSOLUTELY. HILARIOUS!!! I love it! You are seriously brilliant... entirely. I actually found this because (eeep, I can explain) I had written a fic called "Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes" (completely unknowing of yours) about a year ago, and just recently someone asked me (after reading another of my fics) if I was the genius who wrote the PotO in 15 Minutes that every single phan in the world had read. :) So, naturally, I figured that was not me... so I set off to find the one that was. And here it is - and it fully lives up to expectation! I absolutely love it! Amazing piece... sorry for the confusion... congrats on the absolutely awesome parody... and I'm off to change my title. :D
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: October 8th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: yay!

Awww, bless. : )
cyprith From: cyprith Date: October 16th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Funniest. thing. EVAH!
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