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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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saynomore From: saynomore Date: August 20th, 2007 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)

*wild cackling*


I just wanted to say THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I had to take breaks from reading this because I was laughing so hard...and probably because I was asphyxiating from stuffing my hoodie sleeve into my mouth so I didn't wake up my pissy brother and his pissier girlfriend at three in the morning. This m15m is the first time I've come across any of your sites and I can't wait to check out some more of your work!
shaylaqueenofey From: shaylaqueenofey Date: August 26th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC) (Link)

LOVE

everything I've read of yours so far (and I believe that's almost every m15m) has been utterly FANTASTIC!
Rock on!
ananya01 From: ananya01 Date: September 8th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ok, I made a list of all the parts I loved on Word, and it took up an entire page, so I'll just say this:

THE PHANTOM: I built it all myself! And I bet you’d be impressed, if you weren’t a TOTAL SLUTBITCH WHORETRAMP.

That is my new favourite insult of ALL TIME! :D
ryahhime From: ryahhime Date: September 24th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are no words for how much I love you.<3
From: fuyuhime28 Date: October 5th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Y'know what you should read? Masquerade by Terry Pratchett. It's pretty much a Discworld take on the Phantom of the Opera. It rocks.
From: fuyuhime28 Date: October 5th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Discworld is an extremely silly series of books which pretty much mocks through parallels everything from the postal service to Australia to Macbeth.

Added bonus: Greebo (a mangy, mean old cat who changes into an extremely handsome man, though he keeps his personality) in a black leather suit while in human form. Need I say more?
geniusinmadness From: geniusinmadness Date: December 28th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
absolutely awesome! *can't stop laughting*
phantom_dream From: phantom_dream Date: January 17th, 2008 01:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow. This is AMAZING. I laughed so hard!! Can I have your permission to post a link to this in my own LJ? I'd love to share it with my friends.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 17th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Links are absolutely fine. Glad you enjoyed it!
balaustinus From: balaustinus Date: January 20th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
"If I were Perzhian, I would do it..."

Wah, Persian! I miss the Persian! He was such a cool character, what with his jade-green eyes and all.
daevilgenius From: daevilgenius Date: January 31st, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was hilarious!
lynn82md From: lynn82md Date: February 6th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC) (Link)
This was SO funny. I haven't laugh this hard in a while.

I'm adding this to my memories, if that is okay.
caesiioculi27 From: caesiioculi27 Date: February 8th, 2008 08:36 am (UTC) (Link)
I can't help it, every time I read this one (or any of the others)...and the book, I just have to laugh. Most of the time hard enough to make myself cry.

Utter genius.
concresentze From: concresentze Date: March 11th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
oh my god you're a genius.
cersseilyne From: cersseilyne Date: March 24th, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
A FALLING BACKDROP: *puts everyone out of their misery*

FIRMIN: Oh, thank God.

A FALLING BACKDROP: Don’t mention it.

CARLOTTA: YOU INSULTA MAH GENIUS! I LEAF AND MAH DOGGEH LEAF TOO! SCREWA YOU ALLA!


I think I dies of laughter!!!

YOU GENIOUSA!!
roserabbit11 From: roserabbit11 Date: March 30th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

STABBITY! SLASHITY! I KEEL YOU FABIO!!!!

OMG. THIS. IS EFFING AWSOME!!!!!!! I do like the *angst ridden* movie, but this is sooooo much better! I have started calling my brother fabio. I love your fifteen mins stories! keep posting!!!!!
SLASHITY!!!
~rr11
themadpuppy From: themadpuppy Date: May 11th, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Too awesome for words. I was crying, almost choking in laughter. You made my day. Thanks so much!
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