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Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes

As promised: Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes. I'm still counting up the fundraising, but we'll have a final count soon. I'm already running late with the book manuscript, but this was a very quick write--it practically parodies itself, and it was fun, and a good palate cleanser.



ETA 4/02/05: Okay. I'm gonna try to be real clear about this. I really, really liked the movie. I liked the book. I have never seen the show, but I would probably like it, and I ended up really enjoying the music. I like the actors involved. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS ABOUT MY "HATE" FOR THE MOVIE. The point of these parodies is "affectionate snark." The jokes are written with love. If I hated the movie, I wouldn't bother. If you think I'm not funny, that's one thing, but please don't leave me long screeds about how I didn't "understand" or "appreciate" the movie, because you're preaching to the choir. (Yes, I have received, and am still receiving, a lot of these. Two today alone, in fact.)

P.S. Please look up the difference between "heroin" and "heroine" before you complain about my "Heroine Addict" icons. It's a pun. It's supposed to be a positive thing. I'm not calling anyone a drug user. Thank you, and enjoy.





Oh, and since it always comes up: I never have a problem with anyone leaving comments. In fact, if you'd like, you can leave them in the comments for me to see. But please don't copy or repost the entire thing anywhere; excerpts and links are always fine, though.

ETA: Minor corrections have been made to dates and a couple of names.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!Collapse )



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katieupsidedown From: katieupsidedown Date: January 9th, 2005 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I like how I can find this amusing without any clue WTF is going on. (Haven't seen the movie or the musical or read the book, so... w00t!)
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 9th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vladimir hasn't either, and I made him proof it about five different times, so I figured it would work if you had no idea. : )
slammerkinbabe From: slammerkinbabe Date: January 9th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
::massive major giggle attack::
rosettaxv From: rosettaxv Date: January 9th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
:'D Teh best shit evah. <3

But I must say, I remember thinking that the mask was only large enough to cover up a zit or something like that. I can imagine.

"Ohhh, my beautiful face is ruined, now I must hide in the sewers for EVER AND EVER (which I'm sure will help me clear my pores)"
From: crystalpuff Date: January 9th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lol! This was hilarious! And I haven't even seen the movie! And I really didn't plan too, either...but now I totally must see it, so I can giggle like a madwoman throughout! Awesome job! :D
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elgaladangel From: elgaladangel Date: January 9th, 2005 09:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG.

Yes...you are still my hero. ::dies laughing::
shanisasha From: shanisasha Date: January 9th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snickers* Nice job
starrynight87 From: starrynight87 Date: January 9th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was BRILLIANT! I wish they would film a version of the movie with the actors saying your dialogue. I would pay so much to see that!!

Amazing as always, and even more so because Phantom is actually one of my favorite movies- SHUT. UP.
cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 9th, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Okay, your icon made me laugh out loud, because they played that stupid "Ride a Cowboy" song in the theater while we were waiting for the previews to start.
maetang From: maetang Date: January 9th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Thanks. Good stuff. :^)
lannamichaels From: lannamichaels Date: January 9th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
*sporfle* Fucking perfect.



THE PHANTOM [sobbing]: I will have my revenge!

[A lot.]

THE PHANTOM [sniffling]: Okay, now you’re just rubbing it in.



THE PHANTOM: *SLASHITY!*

CHRISTINE: It’s kind of cold out here-

FANFIC WRITERS: Did someone say SLASH?




THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS DEATH DANCE TROUPE: *bunny hops*


EVERYONE ELSE: OH MY GOD, HE’S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!


THE PHANS: GOD, FINALLY.





Best. Parts. Ever.
corporeal From: corporeal Date: January 9th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
What cracked me up the most is that Carlotta's a-endings turn out to be Swedish at times.

Loved it.
zahavah From: zahavah Date: January 9th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
*falls over dead* omg, i laughed out loud through this entire thing.
yellowcard8807 From: yellowcard8807 Date: January 9th, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahahahahaha, that was amazing.
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cleolinda From: cleolinda Date: January 9th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
No problem. : )
captain_molly From: captain_molly Date: January 9th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG PERFECT! It IS a good kiss. *claps*
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